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Things a guy should NOT do..

Some things i was thinking about yesterday..

1. No guy should ever use the word 'cute' to describe ANYTHING.
2. No guy should be caught enjoying ice cream from a cone. It's just downright weird.
3. No guy should ever be proud about their manpurse..
4. Eat a frozen banana in public.
5. Share dessert with another guy.
6. A guy can not tickle another guy
7. No guy should ride in a convertible with another guy
8. Do not wear tight pants
9. No, watching Sex and the City is not acceptable. Unless you fap to it, fine.

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Are these coming from your own mind?

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No guy should have buttsecks with a dog.
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1. No guy should ever use the word 'cute' to describe ANYTHING.
2. No guy should be caught enjoying ice cream from a cone. It's just downright weird.
3. No guy should ever be proud about their manpurse..
I know of several offenders for #s 1 & 3!
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No guy should have buttsecks with a dog.
Get a fucking haircut and shave you scumbag!

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I like ice cream from a cone.. wtf?! Baskin robbins waffle cones and sugar cones own.

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Are these coming from your own mind?
Unfortunately, they are. The gf and i were enjoying a nice scoop of coffee ice cream from a cone yesterday. She had asked me to eat most of the ice cream, so as i was licking away, like a little school boy, she starts making these moaning noises. I turn and ask what it was all about, and she starts bustin' out LHAO, saying i look like i'm suckin' on teh cawk. I change my way of consuming the ice cream, and there was no way to eat the ice cream w/o looking homoish. So, what did i do? I opened the car window and chucked it outside.


haha j/k about the end, i'm not that mean.

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I like ice cream from a cone.. wtf?! Baskin robbins waffle cones and sugar cones own.
How do you consume said ice cream from cone? Licking? chomping away using lips? If you're looking at it from another persons perspective, it looks FOCKING ghey. You really look like you've seen 1 too many ghey pr0ns.

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Eat a frozen banana in public.

Share dessert with another guy.

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I like ice cream from a cone.. wtf?! Baskin robbins waffle cones and sugar cones own.
Werd. So do I. So does it make me a ghey if I suck on a lollipop, eat a popsicle, or even eat a hot dog? WTF mang. WT to the mothafuckin F.

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Man Robby, talk about homophobic! Noten wrong with eating an ice cream cone... I suppose if you're deep throating it the way you do then THAT looks gay.... gag reflex and all... sick mafugger

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How do you consume said ice cream from cone? Licking? chomping away using lips? If you're looking at it from another persons perspective, it looks FOCKING ghey. You really look like you've seen 1 too many ghey pr0ns.
Well I'm definately not trying to see how much of the cone can go down my throat... queer.

Robs probably like... "look look guys.. I can fit almost the whole cone with 2 scoops in my mouth... mmMmMmmM slurp slurP"...


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just eat the fucking cone like you're sucking on some titties you left handed caboose!
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Alright, so i'm alone on this cone eating situation. Fine. Anyways...

4. No guy should be seen on a 250.




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Now what is gay is... 2 guys walking down the street eating ice cream cones...

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Alright, so i'm alone on this cone eating situation. Fine. Anyways...

4. No guy should be seen on a 250.



good thing im a girl!

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Now what is gay is... 2 guys walking down the street eating ice cream cones...
no 100% acceptable as long as atleast one of the guys is holding a gun.
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Unfortunately, they are. The gf and i were enjoying a nice scoop of coffee ice cream from a cone yesterday. She had asked me to eat most of the ice cream, so as i was licking away, like a little school boy, she starts making these moaning noises. I turn and ask what it was all about, and she starts bustin' out LHAO, saying i look like i'm suckin' on teh cawk. I change my way of consuming the ice cream, and there was no way to eat the ice cream w/o looking homoish. So, what did i do? I opened the car window and chucked it outside.


haha j/k about the end, i'm not that mean.
Hey Rob, maybe you just look really ghey eating ice cream. The rest of us can have a ice cream in a cone without looking homorific.

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a guy can not tickle another guy
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Hey Rob, maybe you just look really ghey eating ice cream. The rest of us can have a ice cream in a cone without looking homorific.
Methinks this guy is second guessing his sexuality.
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no 100% acceptable as long as atleast one of the guys is holding a gun.
I don't know man... not even a gun can help this situation.

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How about the obvious things that guys shouldn't do, like suck a cock, take it in the ass, blow bubbles, drive VW Beetles. Shit like that.

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Methinks this guy is second guessing his sexuality.
Ya think he's finally coming out of the closet? I don't know if I'm ready to see Rob doing this ---> in front of BA every Bike Night.

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Now what is gay is... 2 guys walking down the street eating ice cream cones...
HAHAHAA! For some reason, the thought of ice cream dripping from 1 guys lips and the other guy wiping it off came to mind.

Absolut - HAHHHAHAHAHHAAH! Yeah, def a nono. I know Flounder and Mao have tickle fights.

Chills - . No more cones for me.

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Ya think he's finally coming out of the closet? I don't know if I'm ready to see Rob doing this ---> in front of BA every Bike Night.
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