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Things a guy SHOULD do

-Act like a gentleman.
-NOT question his sexuality when eating an ice cream cone.
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Jerk off at least once a day.

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Have a list of 5 women his significant other will allow him to hump if he ever gets the chance.

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I guess that's ummmmmm, self love?
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have a SO who will allow you a list of 35 instead of just 5

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have a SO who will allow you a list of 35 instead of just 5
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-give a girl your jacket when it's cold.
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-give a girl your jacket when it's cold.
+1 to that.. it gets you laid fellas..

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+1 to that.. it gets you laid fellas..
after you laid the jacket in the puddle which they had to cross. FTW
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-give a girl your jacket when it's cold.
i offer it all the time, they dont want it. they would rather freeze

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I wouldn't lay my jacket down for any woman.. fawk that.

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i offer it all the time, they dont want it. they would rather freeze
i can see that.
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i can see that.
cause they're retarded.

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Have a list of 5 women his significant other will allow him to hump if he ever gets the chance.
And allow his woman to have a list of 5 men he will allow her to get it on with too!
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-give a girl your jacket when it's cold.
But that takes all the fun out of "watching" cold girls.

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