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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 08:21 PM Thread Starter
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If you have to choose your WIFE or your BIKE?

BIKE - doesnt talk back.
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bike.. its cheaper... LOL

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girlfriend. she'll buy me another bike.
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post #6 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 08:50 PM
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BIKE....it always gets replaced with the newer,sleeker,BETTER model every few years...it can always be kept for nostolga reasons...just a woman can...and if you have problems with it...you can just take it to the shop and get it put back to the way its SUPPOST to be...lol....I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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pussy is the root of all evil...
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mmmm pussy
You dont like me....i dont give a fuck...cause i'll still put ya in the hospital...me tollerating you is all that matters...
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post #7 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:01 PM
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On the same topic, here are reason motorcycles are better than men:


A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.

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post #9 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:02 PM
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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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post #10 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:17 PM
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On the same topic, here are reason motorcycles are better than men:


A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.

To much reading BIKE!!!


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #11 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:24 PM
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Why the fuck would any woman make her man choose between her and the bike??? A happy marriage includes his and her bikes...

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard wrapped in tin foil.
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post #12 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:24 PM
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WIFEY!
I already chose a 12 year younger model, she does not talk back and she let's me buy what I want when I want!
Who here is settling for retards?!

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post #13 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:28 PM
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Why the fuck would any woman make her man choose between her and the bike??? A happy marriage includes his and her bikes...


FINALLY! Someone who has the right idea!!

No need to choose, only choose what direction to ride!


Ride smart... stupid hurts.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

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post #14 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:32 PM
 
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post #15 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:34 PM
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Bike is easy to find/replace. Good woman is not. I'll choose the wife.
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Why the fuck would any woman make her man choose between her and the bike??? A happy marriage includes his and her bikes...
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A good woman would not make you choose


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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Where da fuck did you guys get the whole woman asking you to choose? It's a hypothetical, coming from an unknown source. Read much?
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My wife buys me bikes, so why would I choose.




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post #21 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 09:57 PM
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post #22 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 10:01 PM
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thankfully my wife thinks i am HOT on a goldwing!

there for i dont need to choose.



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thankfully my wife thinks i am HOT on a goldwing!

there for i dont need to choose.
was she wearing a welding helmet at the time.
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When does it gonna END!!!!!!


Yeah no shit right!!!

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A good woman would not make you choose
this is very true. however my bike doesnt give me mouthsies. so if it came down to it i think i would choose head...i mean wife.

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Nothing compared to the Toyota Tundra, huh??
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this is very true. however my bike doesnt give me mouthsies. so if it came down to it i think i would choose head...i mean wife.
Get a smaller exhaust pipe

J/K!!

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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

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Hmmmm I would never shoot a bike!

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I may have to replace her with a bike!

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Why the fuck would any woman make her man choose between her and the bike??? A happy marriage includes his and her bikes...

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