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How many teenage girls do you think you can fight at once?

I know I can take 2. Take the bigger one down with a leg sweep and then throwing the smaller one on top of her. 3 might be a tad tough for me but I can sitll do it. Knock the big one down, then use the smaller one as a battering ram.

4? I'm not sure. That might be my limit.

[edit] We are assuming average sized teenie bopper girls. 100-130 lbs tops. Not some Amazonian Zena princes warrior girls.

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I know I can take 2. Take the bigger one down with a leg sweep and then throwing the smaller one on top of her. 3 might be a tad tough for me but I can sitll do it. Knock the big one down, then use the smaller one as a battering ram.

4? I'm not sure. That might be my limit.

[edit] We are assuming average sized teenie bopper girls. 100-130 lbs tops. Not some Amazonian Zena princes warrior girls.
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[edit] We are assuming average sized teenie bopper girls. 100-130 lbs tops.
Your size?
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Pffft, i'll just whisper sweet nothings in their ear and they'll forget all about fighting me. Or i'll just bust out teh cawk. I hear that's like kryptonite to the wimmens.

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Your size?
Yes around my size.

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Gentlemen don't hit girls.
These aren't girls. They are Satan's spawn.

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I had to break up a fight of 6 one time and caught one in the nads.

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I would pay money to see this bout.
Someone set it up. I'd fight teenage girls for charity.

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I had to break up a fight of 6 one time and caught one in the nads.
HAHAHHAHAHHHAA!!

Here's a better question. How many CLSB wimmens do you think you can take on?

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Here's a better question. How many CLSB wimmens do you think you can take on?
Without a shadow of a doubt, my answer is ZERO!

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will this be anything like the group of Cambodian fighting midgets that took on a wild lion?

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach...Ring-Fight.htm

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I had to break up a fight of 6 one time and caught one in the nads.

Yes, definately wear a cup. They've all been taught to do that.

I've had the opportunity to spar with some teenage girls that would knock most guys heads off. Girls usually have awesome kicks because they are much more flexible. I used to tease the really good ones about what good wives they were going to make for some lucky guy.

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will this be anything like the group of Cambodian fighting midgets that took on a wild lion?

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach...Ring-Fight.htm
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How many CLSB wimmens do you think you can take on?
Probably just lilJmp. She's tiny. I would say Alison, but she's a cougar and would probably kill me with her claws. I originally though Hunny, but she'd just smack me around with her boobs (and I may be ok with that, sorry biggy )

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I always equate it to nature. Males lions posture and shove just like most guys do. Female lions gang up an kill the one they do not like.

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How about, How many Asians can you fight at once?

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hmmm 6'0 220 I could take all 6 without breaking a sweat

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How about, How many Asians can you fight at once?
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How about, How many Asians can you fight at once?
I wouldn't even try. you catch sars, the bird flue, and crabs just by coming withing 10 feet of them.

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Teenie bopper girls: About 2.

CLSB chicks: I'll get my ass beat by 1.

Asians: About 2 as well.

Disclaimer: this is all just retarded joking speculation and I would never really hit a girl unless she was beating me with a bat and I had to backhand her. Which I've done once.
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Teenie bopper girls: About 2.

CLSB chicks: I'll get my ass beat by 1.

Asians: About 2 as well.

Disclaimer: this is all just retarded joking speculation and I would never really hit a girl unless she was beating me with a bat and I had to backhand her. Which I've done once.
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probably 20, but only if i had The Todd with me.
What if I had ChiefBD on my side?

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