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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-12-2008, 01:34 AM Thread Starter
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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-12-2008, 01:55 AM
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google "funny joke"

If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-12-2008, 01:57 AM
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(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

REdnecks know hot to gitrdun,

But you know how to repost










https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...light=firewood

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Rick dont you ever sleep?
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I try to avoid it,

its when the bad people come for me,


and according to this movie i saw the other night....

... theres monsters under my bed...


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