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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 04-13-2008, 03:49 PM Thread Starter
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Have You Ever Had To Sneeze...

...while riding? haha It was just a random question that popped into my head. I've had to do it while driving, but Im not trying to balance the vehicle while wearing a faceshield...
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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 04-13-2008, 03:50 PM
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How'd you get all those red dots?



FOCUS!


the guy had a question,




Yes, you just sneeze, but then make it look like a headbang and just rock out so people dont look at you funny, just make sure you have an ABSOLUTE clear path so while sneezing something comes out of nowhere and tbones you.

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I try to hold it in if I can. It's rare when it happens.

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if I hold my sneeze, I either fart or shit my pants. True story.
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if I hold my sneeze, I either fart or shit my pants. True story.
+1 tru story.



I try to avoid the possiblity of a snezshit at all cost.

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Here are things I've learned NOT to do while wearing my helmet...

- Sneeze, especially if my allergies are really acting up... green snot is not fun to wear all over your face and helmet... I try to open the visor if I feel a sneeze coming on but can't always do so.

- Burp... if you do it with the visor closed, the smell gets trapped and depending on what you ate, it can make you light headed

- Blow bubbles with gum... gum is not very easily to get out of the padding of the helmet

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I don't remember sneezing while wearing my helmet but I'm sure I did several times last year because I have allergies and sneeze alot!

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Sneezing sucks in a helmet and it is always when you can not get the face shield up.

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if I hold my sneeze, I either fart or shit my pants. True story.
You mean shart?

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You remember that scene in Alien where Ripley is trying to pull the screaming
kid out of the Alien goo ... that resembles taking your helmet off after a good
allergy laden sneeze with your helmet on...... NASTY !



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Improper term,


a shart is shit-fart


the proper term is snezshit

pronounced,

schneizchit


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if I hold my sneeze, I either fart or shit my pants. True story.

now if he stated that he would thusly chit his pants via fart, shart is correct,

But the fart or shitting is a result directly of a sneeze then allows it to be catagorized as a snezshit

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If you have a big enough snezshit, you will have a big swizzle in your pants. Drop a bomb, then gear up FTW.
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Improper term,


a shart is shit-fart


the proper term is snezshit

pronounced,

schneizchit





now if he stated that he would thusly chit his pants via fart, shart is correct,

But the fart or shitting is a result directly of a sneeze.
where do you guys get this shit from? I've learned so much useless terminology from this board it's ridiculous. Oh and my spelling has taken a turn for the worse as well due to CLSB.
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Rofl, these past three responses are freaking hillarious.

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dude i fucking sneezed once and got all the debris on the bottom half of my visor, it was gross

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and another side note, wtf is wrong with all you nasty bastards. When I sneeze its just an expulsion of air from my nasal cavity, no hitchhiking material flying out.
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and another side note, wtf is wrong with all you nasty bastards. When I sneeze its just an expulsion of air from my nasal cavity, no hitchhiking material flying out.
i like to clear out my insides so i can breathe better

aka when i sneeze, MOVE!


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How'd you get all those red dots?
I dont even know what the red dots represent...


haha I wasnt expecting this in depth thread but thanks for the entertainment nonetheless...
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Weird.. i dunt think i've ever sneezed while riding. I've farted and went to shuffle the 'boys' to wag it out, but no sneezing.

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Tip for nipping the sneeze before it erupts.

The nerves that send the tingle-I-need-to-sneeze messages to your brain go right up either side of the bridge of your nose. If you need to stop a sneeze, literally PINCH it.

Pinch just below the nose bone, just hard enough that you feel cartilage below. It doesn't have to be hard enough to hurt...just enough to distract those messages, and it will pinch the message to your brain and stop the sneeze.

Try it out and get back to me.

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I just sneeze rarely does snot go flying everywhere inside my helmet.

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I forgot to add...yes I've sneezed in my helMOT.

I get so comfortable with it on, that I forgot I had it on and sneeze hard core. It was kinda like when your riding just after a rain and the car in front of you kicks up a mist and makes a mess of your visor....yeah....but on the inside.

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Tip for nipping the sneeze before it erupts.

The nerves that send the tingle-I-need-to-sneeze messages to your brain go right up either side of the bridge of your nose. If you need to stop a sneeze, literally PINCH it.

Pinch just below the nose bone, just hard enough that you feel cartilage below. It doesn't have to be hard enough to hurt...just enough to distract those messages, and it will pinch the message to your brain and stop the sneeze.

Try it out and get back to me.

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I just put a finger under the nostrils and my sneeze goes away.

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I would never buy a used helmet for this very reason.


LOL!


Yes I have sneezed while riding, it's nasty.

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...while riding? haha It was just a random question that popped into my head. I've had to do it while driving, but Im not trying to balance the vehicle while wearing a faceshield...
You actually where a lid? Whats wrong with you.
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I just put a finger under the nostrils and my sneeze goes away.
I dont even know what smell on your finger makes the sneeze go away...
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