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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 11:25 PM Thread Starter
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
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caption this *semi NWS*

wtf?


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post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 11:25 PM
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post #3 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 11:26 PM
 
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and here we see what Ken and Tony's son will look like in 30 years
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post #4 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 11:27 PM
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its a look into the future when tonys daughter brings home her first bf and he gets a good look at tony.

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Sweet!! ...he's got Guitar Hero.

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Sweet!! ...he's got Guitar Hero.

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post #8 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 11:34 PM
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Sweet!! ...he's got Guitar Hero.
rep!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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post #10 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 11:38 PM
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post #12 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 12:09 AM
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That isn't NWS. That is just gross.

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post #13 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 12:10 AM
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CLSB, where you find the truth about fat girls and blow jobs.
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post #14 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 12:11 AM
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Looks like a nasty version of Farva:


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post #15 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 12:11 AM
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post #16 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 12:11 AM
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Looks like a nasty version of Farva:

team ramrod FTMFW!!

sometimes you need to run before you can walk

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CLSB, where you find the truth about fat girls and blow jobs.
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post #17 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 12:48 AM
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key voting demographic.

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post #18 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 01:24 AM
 
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If you can find my penis, then you get all the stuff on my bed!

Fawk, when is Tony coming over, I can't pose like this all night long.

These guns are not just to bear arms, but to protect my mini bike.

If theres an intruder and they dont go running from my crotch smell, I'll use my guns for backup, and when I run out of bullets, Guitar hero is going to be nailing their head.

Do I make you horny, do I

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post #19 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 02:48 AM
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post #22 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 06:37 AM
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team ramrod FTMFW!!
Ahhh, I think it's "Car Ramrod" kiddo - Cook?

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Sorry guys... I had to further the pain.
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WTF???!!!??? that is just disturbing.




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post #26 of 34 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 08:43 AM
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He doesn't even have 2" to slide the forks up with!
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Mommy make the bad man go away. I am loading up the neg rep gun. One more pic and it's go time.
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FAWK! that picture keeps popping up in threads!!! dammit!
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Sorry guys... I had to further the pain.
more pics??!..

its you, isnt it

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hahahaha, this guy is awesome.

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