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post #1 of 62 (permalink) Old 04-16-2008, 10:46 AM Thread Starter
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give me back the red spread stick so i can put the sauce on the fuckin pita!



johnson: "hey if we remove the plastic spreadstick we can probably save $10,000 a year!

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in 1987 American Airlines decided to eliminate one olive from each salad that it served, and in the process saved $40,000 per year. Similarly, in 1999 Singapore airlines looked at the cost to butterfly the prawns for a proposed appetizer and found it would cost $750,000 per year. And, in 2005 Northwest Airlines stopped handing out a half-ounce bag of braided pretzel sticks, achieving a savings of $2 million per year.

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post #2 of 62 (permalink) Old 04-16-2008, 10:47 AM
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No more red spread stick? That sucks.


Hey Jeff, doesn't your mom make you lunch to take to work?

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No more red spread stick? That sucks.


Hey Jeff, doesn't your mom make you lunch to take to work?
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No more red spread stick? That sucks.


Hey Jeff, doesn't your mom make you lunch to take to work?
nope and nope

its bullshit. this isnt my lunch either this is my breakfast

a few sips and the capri sun is already gone! son of a bitch!

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i have to spread my sauce with my finger!

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i have to spread my sauce with my finger!
Gross, and you are not supposed to be eating pizza, remember?

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nope and nope

its bullshit. this isnt my lunch either this is my breakfast

a few sips and the capri sun is already gone! son of a bitch!
Did you notice Capri Sun is reducing the amount of sugar in the drinks? The end of an era.

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No more red spread stick? That sucks.
Shit. That cuts Alex's meal options in half.
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im bringin fruit by the foot tonight

I've got some fruit by the foot for you.

Damn. Just noticed Il_ag and i signed up the same time and i've got double her posts. I really should do some work..

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endress youre the only asian id spread my buttcheeks for

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Damn. Just noticed Il_ag and i signed up the same time and i've got double her posts. I really should do some work..
Let's be reminded of that everytime we think (or post) "gee, I'm really sick of Alison"
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haha i joined 4 years later and i have more posts and it hasnt even been a year yet, whats that say about me

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Let's be reminded of that everytime we think (or post) "gee, I'm really sick of Alison"
Do you spell your name with 2 Ls or 1 L, also what is your bra size?

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haha i joined 4 years later and i have more posts and it hasnt even been a year yet, whats that say about me
It says that you enjoy the penis.

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It says that you enjoy the penis.
im not the one in the avatar with a penis to my mouth, so i say no.

and shes 32B

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im not the one in the avatar with a penis to my mouth, so i say no.

and shes 32B
That's a penis to Steve's mouth not mine white boy.

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And you want a pilot's license.
youll hear it someday "ladies and gentlemen this is your captain jeff sorensen speaking, sit tight justin" (cause ill have the passenger manifest)

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It says that you have no life outside of CLSB.


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and shes 32B
HAHAHH wtf!? I think her and i are meant to be together, seeing that we signed up at the same time. Very serendipitous.



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It says that you have no life outside of CLSB.
thats not true, i go by "metalgel" on xbox live, and i go by "burntash" in many of the other games i play.

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HAHAHH wtf!? I think her and i are meant to be together, seeing that we signed up at the same time. Very serendipitous.


Fat chance asian.. she only digs white boys and guys over 5' tall and 3 inches long.

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Companies do shit like this all the time. Its a methodology called 6Sigma where they look for ways to cut costs and/or streamline current processes. This looks to be a result of that. Anything they can do to increase their profit margin or save a buck.

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Companies do shit like this all the time. Its a methodology called 6Sigma where they look for ways to cut costs and/or streamline current processes. This looks to be a result of that. Anything they can do to increase their profit margin or save a buck.
I use to work at Hewitt Associates where we got free breakfast, lunch and dinner. They slowly axed all that. I bet that saved them a ton. Friggen cheap bastards...

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Fat chance asian.. she only digs white boys and guys over 5' tall and 3 inches long.
Damn it! I wanted to bust a Texas Walker Ranger on that ass.

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I use to work at Hewitt Associates where we got free breakfast, lunch and dinner. They slowly axed all that. I bet that saved them a ton. Friggen cheap bastards...
I used to work at Tyco and they were really big on 6Sigma. They tried to cut down on everything, from traveling, office consolidation, etc. But they spared no expense when it came to throwing really extravagant parties.

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