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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-16-2008, 01:06 PM
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Is it wrong that my first thought was, "I bet she's asian"?

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A simple Alt Tab shall suffice. Add the earphone in one ear for audio safety.
yeah, I'm sure no one will notice the active window in your toolbar at "asianladyboys.com"


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post #6 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-16-2008, 01:17 PM
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Is it wrong that my first thought was, "I bet she's asian"?
No it's not wrong at all.

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post #8 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-16-2008, 01:21 PM
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No it's not wrong at all.
Thanks Mao. She's probably Korean and playing Starcraft.



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Thanks Mao. She's probably Korean and playing Starcraft.



Too far?
Nope. Koreans are the biggest players of StarCraft. They even have professional Starcraft players that play in tournaments in arenas where fans pay to watch them play. I kid you not.

Her hair does look Asian though. The little bit that is exposed along with the body type.

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post #10 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-16-2008, 01:34 PM
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A simple Alt Tab shall suffice. Add the earphone in one ear for audio safety.
I do the earphone thing for youtube vids......but what do you do to keep nosey cubicle mates from sneaking up on you besides openly farting?

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yeah, I'm sure no one will notice the active window in your toolbar at "asianladyboys.com"

Not that I go to those sites (especially not the ladyboys site), but opening several IE windows or in my case, Firefox windows, organizes them neatly in one category that just says Firefox. I heard.......

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Look at the tits (or lack thereof). Definately Asian.

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Thanks Mao. She's probably Korean and playing Starcraft.



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Nope. Koreans are the biggest players of StarCraft. They even have professional Starcraft players that play in tournaments in arenas where fans pay to watch them play. I kid you not.

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This is true.

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If Mao says it, it's true.

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This is true.
Yes, very true. While stationed over there the KATUSAs would talk about the previous night's Starcraft matches that were broadcast on TV.

Yeah, true story. TV shows and stadiums filled with people to watch matches.

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Yes, very true. While stationed over there the KATUSAs would talk about the previous night's Starcraft matches that were broadcast on TV.

Yeah, true story. TV shows and stadiums filled with people to watch matches.
The ex used to play that shit all the time. She tried to get me to play that shit too. I wasn't having it.

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Sharing the addiction.

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post #17 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-16-2008, 02:18 PM Thread Starter
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dude u need to get a job!
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why on earth would anyone wanna look at pr0n while at work?

for other things like forums and such. theres a transparency program that works real nice.

yes endlessrr...i said trans

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talkin shit about Koreans in here? can I join? I mean it's only appropriate since I'm Korean right?

But yeah, I went to this Korean bar the other week on Waukegan called Cozy (yeah I know, what a ghey name for a bar) and they had mofos playin Starcraft on the tv screens. I asked a waiter what the deal was and he said that it's a huge spectator sport and people enjoy watching it. I told him to shut the fuck up and turn some tits on.
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talkin shit about Koreans in here? can I join? I mean it's only appropriate since I'm Korean right?

But yeah, I went to this Korean bar the other week on Waukegan called Cozy (yeah I know, what a ghey name for a bar) and they had mofos playin Starcraft on the tv screens. I asked a waiter what the deal was and he said that it's a huge spectator sport and people enjoy watching it. I told him to shut the fuck up and turn some tits on.
HAHA! Haven't been there in ages. I lost a bracelet there that my pops gave me and i swear one of those slant eyed fuckers busted a ninja move and slipped it from my wrist. That place is a trap though, usually popo sitting across the street in the Jap restaurant parking lot.

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HAHA! Haven't been there in ages. I lost a bracelet there that my pops gave me and i swear one of those slant eyed fuckers busted a ninja move and slipped it from my wrist. That place is a trap though, usually popo sitting across the street in the Jap restaurant parking lot.
didn't you know? if you live by the ninja way, you shall die by the ninja way.
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I beat a Korean kid at Starcraft during high school.

He kept yelling "Sheeba!"
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didn't you know? if you live by the ninja way, you shall die by the ninja way.
Man was i pissed. My dad had that bracelet since he was like 30 and shit.

Sheeba keseki! Whatever the fuck that means.

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He kept yelling "Sheeba!"
haha! yeah you told me about that right before you chugged like 3 beers like a frantic beer bong drinking frat boy!
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did he pass out ont he floor imediately after or is that when he went into the white robot dance
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did he pass out ont he floor imediately after or is that when he went into the white robot dance
nah, he took like 3 shots of soju after that.
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