It really sucks when you live in the country, the storms blows, screws up your high speed internet dish, and you have no internet for that week and a half it takes to repair. Screw them, time to move into a town, a town like................Hmmmn???
Jim to did you catch another apossum, spray paint it orange and let it go? You are my bestest hillbilly friend. How about coyotes? Have you run over any coyotes with the 4 wheeler lately? Oh yea, you sold the 4-wheeler. DOH! Tire fires? Chop down any of the neighbors trees for firewood? Shoot the neighbors house with the potatoe gun?
"I pity the poor people who don't ride motorcycles"
-Malcolm Smith, champion motorcycle racer