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how far into a bottle of jack is it no longer acceptable to drink alone?

Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 04-17-2008, 08:10 PM
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Who cares drink it, get a BJ at the same time and be happy

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"acceptable" by whom?
I easily killed a bottle of vodka by myself (unless you consider playing CLSB folks on COD4 on xbox not being alone lol) on quite often basis. So in my eyes, it's more than acceptable
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post #4 of 19 (permalink) Old 04-17-2008, 08:27 PM
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There's nothing wrong with enjoying a few glasses of your favorite bottle. Finish the bottle, and you probably should go lay down and re-think your life...
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bah, nothing wrong with drinking copious amounts alone as long as you don't do it on a regular basis. sometimes a bottle, your thoughts and self control to not do something while drunk that you'll regret when sober is all the mini vacation you need.
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bah, nothing wrong with drinking copious amounts alone as long as you don't do it on a regular basis. sometimes a bottle, your thoughts and self control to not do something while drunk that you'll regret when sober is all the mini vacation you need.
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how far into a bottle of jack is it no longer acceptable to drink alone?
When it is empty.

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Hell, Jim Morrison would down 3 bottles of Jack a day and he was a pretty cool dude.

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For me it starts at the first drop. I can drink cheap vodka, Henessey, Crown Royal, Johnny Walker, Jose Cuervo, Southern Comfort but I can't stand Jack Daniels.

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bah, nothing wrong with drinking copious amounts alone as long as you don't do it on a regular basis. sometimes a bottle, your thoughts and self control to not do something while drunk that you'll regret when sober is all the mini vacation you need.
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Hell, Jim Morrison would down 3 bottles of Jack a day and he was a pretty cool dude.
Yeah and the pope is going to cure our nation's problems while he's here...
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how far into a bottle of jack is it no longer acceptable to drink alone?
there are no rules, kill it.

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First, the bad news....

1/3 of the way..... it's in the rule book.


Second, the good news....

1/3 of a bottle is exactly how much you need to consume so that the rules don't matter.



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how far into a bottle of jack is it no longer acceptable to drink alone?
Don't lick the bottom of the bottle, and you are still aces.

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Do you have a pile of blow too?
nope gave that to the neighbors dog.

Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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When it is empty.
well i read this one way to late. ;(

Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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the first sip

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When the first bottle is empty it is no longer acceptable to be alone. Have her bring a fresh bottle on her way over. Problem(s) solved.

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