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i hate haveing to poop at work

it really sucks. and having to hear your coworkers tear up the toilet is not a good mental image.

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we have a good pooping environment at my office.
+1 It is highly encouraged to leave your poop in the toilet.
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we have a bad pooping enviroment at work. and it is always so awkward when someone is waiting for your stall. and i hate not being able to shower right after pooping. i dont want mud butt.

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we have a bad pooping enviroment at work. and it is always so awkward when someone is waiting for your stall. and i hate not being able to shower right after pooping. i dont want mud butt.
shower right after pooping?? wow, that's a little extreme. Maybe bring a water bottle into the stall with you for some butt douche.

I usueally get to poop in peace. kind of quite in out bathroom.

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+1 It is highly encouraged to leave your poop in the toilet.
no way. when you have a good thing going, don't upset the natural balance.

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This is why you always poop on a different floor, never where people that work in your office can see you. Either that, or hold it till you get home.

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we have a bad pooping enviroment at work. and it is always so awkward when someone is waiting for your stall. and i hate not being able to shower right after pooping. i dont want mud butt.
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This is why you always poop on a different floor, never where people that work in your office can see you. Either that, or hold it till you get home.
F that. I'm going to poop wherever and whenever I want. (unless there is a hot chick around).

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we have a bad pooping enviroment at work. and it is always so awkward when someone is waiting for your stall. and i hate not being able to shower right after pooping. i dont want mud butt.
Wait a minute????? you shower everytime you poop at home?




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we have a bad pooping enviroment at work. and it is always so awkward when someone is waiting for your stall. and i hate not being able to shower right after pooping. i dont want mud butt.
+1 Unless I'm out I always shower after a good shit. Then again I'm regular as can be and the second I step in the bathroom and I hear the water running I have to drop trow.

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Wait a minute????? you shower everytime you poop at home?
my poop schedule is usally like clockwork and i either poop in the morning or at the end of the day. either way i take a shower for the day.

i only poop at work like 5 times a year max.

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I average 3 poops a day.

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we dont have a bathroom in the barn i work in. we have to go to my boss's parent's house next door. and his mom/granny is always sittin there watching tv right outside the bathroom. so while im in there turnin purple squeezin out a honker shes listenin.

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it should be a man law to never have 2 males crap at the same time. We only have 2 stalls in the bathroom, if 1 is taken, i go to another floor. I do this until i find a floor with no one in it. I can't stand shitting while someone else is next to me, it's just freaky.

Before, i used to be super anal (pun intended) and i would do the Asian style sitting position (those of you who are Asian know what i speak of) while dropping a deuce. I got used to this because when i lived in the PI, i had a maid that cleaned my ass for me. I would do the Asian sitting stance and face the flusher, and my maid would wash my ass for me. True story.

I have recently switched my ways since it would look weird if another person walked in the bathroom to hear me shitting, but can't see my feet. Wow, i just realized, i do a lot of things similar to the way a ninja would.

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+1...see my post in the Comments/Suggestions forum.

And @ Spartan...no, the worst feeling is when you sit down and the seat is warm. I prefer the shock from a cold seat to the unpleasantness that is knowing someone was just there before you. It's like smelling my nuts on your girls breath.
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Wait a minute????? you shower everytime you poop at home?
So do i. you have to train yourself to go at the same time everyday. for me it's at night. Shit, shower, sleep.
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And @ Spartan...no, the worst feeling is when you sit down and the seat is warm. I prefer the shock from a cold seat to the unpleasantness that is knowing someone was just there before you. It's like smelling my nuts on your girls breath.
A warm seat is alittle unsettling.

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