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ducati rubbers

im sending this mockup over to italy asap, tell me what you guys think



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they look too big

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needs reservoir tip.

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psh, they won't use this. ducati owners don't go outside when it's wet.
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needs reservoir tip.
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make one with a gsxr logo, ill put it as my avatar

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make one with a gsxr logo, ill put it as my avatar
burnt - use this pic for it.


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Ducati prophalatics would probably sell quite well. It would allow the jap bike riders to pretend they are real men.

However, I think Gixxer toilet paper would sell even better.
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also every ducati condom will break. just to make it more realistic.

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pft, yea right try this
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Ducati prophalatics would probably sell quite well. It would allow the jap bike riders to pretend they are real men.

However, I think Gixxer toilet paper would sell even better.
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make one with a gsxr logo, ill put it as my avatar
gixxer riders are squids that dont wear protection/gear so no, such a product would not exist in the real market.

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just like their tires, ducati owners will leave much of the available rubber unused.
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just like their tires, ducati owners will leave much of the available rubber unused.

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you know what they say about guys with small bikes right?

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they turn corners faster than blue n white gixxers?

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ur lucky were bffs, or else i might get mad and kick ur bike over

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ur lucky were bffs, or else i might get mad and kick ur bike over
not if the wind or bird shit beats you to it first bitch!

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who ever told you a 600 was a big bike ??????????????????
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they look too big
gaawd that thing is huge!

fawk! that would hurt me!

how big are your feet! wow

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