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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:03 PM Thread Starter
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Post up your best compliment to date, and you may only post 1. I will post my 'so far from the truth' compliment after this thread has reached the 2nd page.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #2 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:04 PM
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My best complement to date was from HDTony.

"You are rude." Melted my heart.

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post #8 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:17 PM Thread Starter
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Here's mine, from some random chick @ a bbq from Saturday.

"He looks like he gets laid a lot."

So far form the truth i literally spit my beer out.

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I was told Ducati owners are much, much smarter than the Jap riders. It is due to education. Or to spell it another way, eDUCATIon.

As for Ducati owners being much better looking, well, that would require another post.
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I was told Ducati owners are much, much smarter than the Jap riders. It is due to education. Or to spell it another way, eDUCATIon.

As for Ducati owners being much better looking, well, that would require another post.
This thread is quickly turning into, What's the biggest lie someone has told you.

"The man who makes me your enemy, it is he who be the guilty one....Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!"
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post #13 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:25 PM
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Best compliment I ever got was I was on the verge of a major mental breakdown in my boss' office and we were talking about promotions and salary and really serious stufff....and in the middle of it all he goes "you really should have been a comedian."

Best clsb compliment I ever got was from 2wheelpilot. In 2004 he said I was "a hoot." I still have the pm.
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post #14 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:26 PM
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This thread is quickly turning into, What's the biggest lie someone has told you.
Oh, that would be "you sorta look like Faith Hill"
(it worked, though)
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post #15 of 39 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:33 PM
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I got my hair cut on Friday after doing nothing to it for (4) months (from having it shaved on NYE) and the girl who cuts it says, "Thank goodness you came in now sit down and I'll try and make you look less gay" - I fuckin cracked up at the tough love

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"

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one time in college... this dumbass peckerwood says to me... "you speak pretty good english for a foreigner" so we became good friends.
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I got my hair cut on Friday after doing nothing to it for (4) months (from having it shaved on NYE) and the girl who cuts it says, "Thank goodness you came in now sit down and I'll try and make you look less gay" - I fuckin cracked up at the tough love
Was she able to help?
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Nope - Still look gay as the day is long

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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Fixed that for you
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And that was just the head???!!!!!!!!

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And that was just the head???!!!!!!!!

It's the best compliment you got.

Not the best you gave!

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I call bullshit on almost every one of these!!!


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I call bullshit on almost every one of these!!!

I wish mine was BS

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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This girl at my work said she loves my man boobs, while she was grabbing them... but my nickname at work is "tits" noo joke just about everyone calls me that. so i dont know if that was a complement or a just a joke. but i take it as a complement!!
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I call bullshit on almost every one of these!!!

And when my Dear would you like to cum over and find out?

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