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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 01:34 PM Thread Starter
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rub one out.. for your health!

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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 01:37 PM
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I'm definitely NOT getting prostate cancer if that's true.

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I'm definitely NOT getting prostate cancer if that's true.
If there are guys out there who are going to get it, they need some serious help.
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post #6 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 01:38 PM
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thats why i do it.
You do it because they'd arrest you for actually having sex with your cousin.
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I need to get a shirt that says "rub one out.. for your health
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I do it....because it feels good That and I can't get any

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post #11 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 02:26 PM
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I do it....because it feels good That and I can't get any
you struck out with Il_Ag's mom, huh?

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Is 7 days a week twice a day considered frequent???? HAHAHAHA
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post #13 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 02:31 PM
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my dad just had prostate cancer and had it removed. ill let him know that if he rubbed it out a little more it could have been avoided.

NO chance of me getting it though

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post #14 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 02:32 PM
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ill let him know that if he rubbed it out a little more it could have been avoided.
Maybe you two can step up a play date. You can cheer each other on.

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Btw, I'm glad he had it removed and I hope he recovers and it doesn't come back.

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pfft.
 
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you struck out with Il_Ag's mom, huh?
To be fair to rick, even my dad strikes out with my mom
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post #16 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 02:59 PM
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TMI in this thread.

Rick, didn't need to know that.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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You know how I know you do it Chris, cause of that GAY avitar.
That's almost as bad as anything Star Trek or Cpt. Kirk

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post #18 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 03:41 PM
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TMI in this thread.

Rick, didn't need to know that.
TMI from the guy who annouces his desire to cream on every hot girl whose picture is posted on the board
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post #19 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 03:52 PM
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You know how I know you do it Chris, cause of that GAY avitar.
That's almost as bad as anything Star Trek or Cpt. Kirk
HA!! Shows how much you know. My avatar is from Star Wars.

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TMI from the guy who annouces his desire to cream on every hot girl whose picture is posted on the board
Guilty as charged. Unless she has tattoos. I'm not into that.

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even my dad strikes out with my mom
All married men strike out with their wife. That's why they have girlfriends on the side. Or they rub one out.
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Am I normal? I rub one out 8 times a day.

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Unless she has tattoos. I'm not into that.
i'm only into it if she has Winne the Pooh tattoos.

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Am I normal? I rub one out 8 times a day.
thats not normal.

here i did a poll on another board a few years ago because a girl i knew said i was abnormal because i did it once a day on average. she said like once a week was normal
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Remind me not to shake any of your hands tomorrow night.
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i'm only into it if she has Winne the Pooh tattoos.
I know exactly to what you are referring.

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thats not normal.

here i did a poll on another board a few years ago because a girl i knew said i was abnormal because i did it once a day on average. she said like once a week was normal
My prostate is in good shape at least.

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Remind me not to shake any of your hands tomorrow night.
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