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OCALA, Florida (Reuters) - A "very sorry" Wesley Snipes, star of the "Blade" movies, was sentenced to three years in prison on Thursday for willfully failing to file U.S. income tax returns for 1999 through 2001.

Snipes was convicted in February on three misdemeanor counts. U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges handed down the maximum sentence and said he felt it was important to create a general deterrent against tax defiance.

"I am very sorry for my mistakes and errors," Snipes told the judge. "This will never happen again."

He read a prepared statement, describing himself as an "idealist, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritual-seeking artist" who epitomized the expression "mo' money, mo' problems."

His lawyers tried to give the court three envelopes with checks totaling $5 million, but the judge and prosecutor said they could not accept the payments. An Internal Revenue Service agent collected the money during a recess.

The judge said prison officials would notify Snipes when to begin serving his sentence. Snipes said he would appeal the verdict but prosecutors vowed to oppose any request to allow him to remain free on bond while the appeal is pending.

Prosecutors said Snipes had earned more than $38 million since 1999 but still had not filed tax returns for the years 1999 through 2007 or paid any taxes prior to Thursday.

They accused Snipes of presenting himself as a victim and called the checks a "grandstanding move" that would turn out to be only a fraction of what he owes the IRS. Continued...

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When will the racial hatred in this country stop? So he owes 15 million or so. What's the big deal?
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The training he got in Blade will sure come in handy.. seeing he'll have a shitload of dudes trying to suck blood from his cawk.

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The training he got in Blade will sure come in handy.. seeing he'll have a shitload of dudes trying to suck blood from his cawk.
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The training he got in Blade will sure come in handy.. seeing he'll have a shitload of dudes trying to suck blood from his cawk.
He is probably going to a white collar prison.

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will they freeze him and have to thaw him out in a few years.

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I wonder how much time he will serve? He has to owe + or - $13mill plus interest and penalties. IRS late payment penalties are steep! Should we call it $20-30mill? Dumbass.

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I heard it was around $38 mil. He'll probably be out in a year or so unless he focks up. Not bad for $38 mil, huh?

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I heard it was around $38 mil. He'll probably be out in a year or so unless he focks up. Not bad for $38 mil, huh?
I'm pretty sure he still has to pay the taxes.

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I'm pretty sure he still has to pay the taxes.
Of course he does...

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The conviction is separate from the taxes. He still owes full taxes and all penalties and financial fines. You can't even bankrupt out of paying your taxes.

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The conviction is separate from the taxes. He still owes full taxes and all penalties and financial fines. You can't even bankrupt out of paying your taxes.
After they rack up enough he can OIC and pay less. Of course, at that time he'll be living in a cardboard box in Gary, IN.

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What a dumbass.
+1.

how could you fuck this up? you're fucking rich, pay someone to do your taxes. like all these dipshit celebs that get DUI's, pay someone to drive your stupid ass.

why do such retarded people get to have so much money? its not right.

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why do such retarded people get to have so much money? its not right.
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So much money and he cannot afford an accountant to do it for him. Hah ha, how stupid could you possibly be.
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will they freeze him and have to thaw him out in a few years.
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No such thing as good behavior in club fed. You get sentenced 3 years, you do 3 years.

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As he said in White Men Can't Jump...

It goes like this...you either smoke...or you get smoked. And you got smoked baby!
White men can't jump and, evidently, black men can't pay their taxes.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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After they rack up enough he can OIC and pay less. Of course, at that time he'll be living in a cardboard box in Gary, IN.
The problems in Gary is too many damn Ill residents moving here. I see 5 Ill plates to 1 IN everday.

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how could you fuck this up? you're fucking rich, pay someone to do your taxes. like all these dipshit celebs that get DUI's, pay someone to drive your stupid ass.

why do such retarded people get to have so much money? its not right.
your not rich tho what your excuse

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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The problems in Gary is too many damn Ill residents moving here. I see 5 Ill plates to 1 IN everday.
ok.. Benton Harbor, MI

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ok.. Benton Harbor, MI

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