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post #1 of 55 (permalink) Old 04-28-2008, 11:49 AM Thread Starter
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Monday BS thread- what are you hiding at work?

So, what have you totally snowed your co-workers into thinking you're good at?

I made my company newsletter this morning and it got me thinking that all these people think I'm such a good little community service girl and I honestly am NOT.

They also think I'm organized but honestly I am the WORST at doing project schedules. I avoid them like the plague, and I pass them off whenever possible.
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Ive made most of the people at work think i dont hate them.... lil do they know

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I love working with the pre-teens everyday...it's the adults that I HATE. They however think I'm so sweet and a great co-worker. Also they believe me to be very conservative little do they know

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people at my work know exactly whats up....i hate the job. i hate the people. i hate most of my co-workers. i'm completely obnoxious while working...i gots nothin to hide
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So, what have you totally snowed your co-workers into thinking you're good at?

I made my company newsletter this morning and it got me thinking that all these people think I'm such a good little community service girl and I honestly am NOT.

They also think I'm organized but honestly I am the WORST at doing project schedules. I avoid them like the plague, and I pass them off whenever possible.
im hiding my personal stash of food because stuff int he community fridge goes missing
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im hiding my personal stash of food because stuff int he community fridge goes missing
+1. i've had my lunch stolen 4 times in 6 months....and i share a fridge with the fraud department....ironic?

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+1. i've had my lunch stolen 4 times in 6 months....and i share a fridge with the fraud department....ironic?
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+1. i've had my lunch stolen 4 times in 6 months....and i share a fridge with the fraud department....ironic?
HAHAHAHA

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It means they know how to take what isn't theirs...

exactly. i'm going to start putting laxatives in the food. that'll teach them

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exactly. i'm going to start putting laxatives in the food. that'll teach them
now there's the spirit! don't get mad, get even!
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Our office sends out these fancy e-mails every month ensuring that anything in the fridge has our names on it, and then has a service comes in and clean the fridge. Anything without a name gets tossed....except last week when they tossed about $200 worth of people's "properly marked" Tupperware, as well as my PB&J jam.

This week-- Expense Report Submittal; title: "reimbursement for improper dispoal of huckleberry jam"
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You leave condiments at work? Oh hell no. I would never trust people and their disgusting probing fingers in any of my shit. If it doesn't come in small packets that don't need to be refrigerated it doesn't need to be used at work.
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im hiding my personal stash of food because stuff int he community fridge goes missing
LOL! Thats why I have my own fridge, and coffeepot in my office
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Our office sends out these fancy e-mails every month ensuring that anything in the fridge has our names on it, and then has a service comes in and clean the fridge. Anything without a name gets tossed....except last week when they tossed about $200 worth of people's "properly marked" Tupperware, as well as my PB&J jam.

This week-- Expense Report Submittal; title: "reimbursement for improper dispoal of huckleberry jam"
You just reminded me of something. Someone had their $0.99 Banquet chicken pot pie stolen from the fridge and ended up sending out a mass email to a distribution list with very important people on it, telling all about their frustration....then people started 'replying to all' with the food they have had stolen. It was definitely amusing for the day...people never cease to amaze me...

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You just reminded me of something. Someone had their $0.99 Banquet chicken pot pie stolen from the fridge and ended up sending out a mass email to a distribution list with very important people on it, telling all about their frustration....then people started 'replying to all' with the food they have had stolen. It was definitely amusing for the day...people never cease to amaze me...
now THAT's fookin hilaroius!
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Someone left a can of whip cream in the communal fridge. I use to sneak it out of the kitchen area and lather myself up in it in the washroom. True story.

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till someone gets sick or has an allergic reaction to your sabatoge and sues
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till someone gets sick or has an allergic reaction to your sabatoge and sues

bah, i would never really do it....it's just a "nice" thought

but wait....how could they sue me for putting ex-lax in my own lunch....that they stole out of the fridge and had an allergic reaction to? maybe i like ex-lax in my brownies

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bah, i would never really do it....it's just a "nice" thought

but wait....how could they sue me for putting ex-lax in my own lunch....that they stole out of the fridge and had an allergic reaction to? maybe i like ex-lax in my brownies
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till someone gets sick or has an allergic reaction to your sabatoge and sues
Can't sue her as long as it was all legal products in the food. She can just say that she is backed up and needed the extra boost from the laxative... if she put rat poison in or something like that then they can sue.


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Yeah add visine to your drinks, that will be the first and last time they drink anything they haven't bought.

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Can't sue her as long as it was all legal products in the food. She can just say that she is backed up and needed the extra boost from the laxative... if she put rat poison in or something like that then they can sue.


All my co-workers thing I'm sweet and innocent and a good girl... I think my boss is starting to think differently though. He saw the tattoo on the back of my neck and saw my nose piercing and asked if I'm a rebel... wtf?
hehe, what can i say...i'm backed up stop stealing my lunch fools!

that's pretty funny about your boss - mine about freaked out when he found out i was pierced >20 times before bad girls FTW!

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