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Jenkom?

My cousin was telling me yesterday that these crazy ass kids out on the west coast developed a new type of drug... it's called "Jenkom" sp?

Basically what you do is take a jar and go #1 and #2 in it..... let it bake in the sun for a few days and then you unleash the fumes in to your nostrils. Supposedly you get such a wicked high that you black out.

Man do white kids have anything better to do? You guys scare me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jenkum

The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!
Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!

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Man, snopes always ruins the fun. This coulda been a 15 page thread

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you're just getting this memo??

There's a funny response on the mythbusters site about why they won't investigate this myth
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C2M started a thread about this a while back. Welcome to like last year.
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Blah, if it was true though... that's some sick chit. What happened to just puff puff pass like the good ole' days. God damn, next thing you know kids will be eating their own fecies for a high.

Hey CHAD, chck this shit out... if you eat your crap you can get a wicked high!!

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I wish noone had posted that it's fake. I'd like to see Greg eat shit. Idiot.

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I wish noone had posted that it's fake. I'd like to see Greg eat shit. Idiot.

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This isn't the link I remember, but it's sorta funny.

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