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This is a spin off, off of Ill_ag's B.O thread.

So, i'm training an FNG this week. He's kinda chunky, prolly pushin' 250-260, and he's bald (but he doesn't stink). Seeing that he's a little hefty, he's got rolls on the back of his head. He's bald, and i noticed that in between the roll, there's a line of hair he missed during the cutting of the hair, so he looks like one of those hispanic banggangers that purposely leave a line on the bottom of the back of their head.

How do i go about telling him? Should i let him walk around like that? I'm assuming he cuts his own hair, hence the reason he did not notice it. I mean, i won't lose any sleep over this, but i would like to inform him about it in a way that his feelings won't get hurt.

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Just tell him that he missed a spot, he'll appreciate it.

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Just tell him he missed a spot... I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

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Hahahahaha, another reason to lose weight.... When your rolls of fat are blocking a clean shave, there's your sign!
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Just tell him he missed a spot... I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
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blame the barber, he shouldnt take it personally then, of course if he is his own barber... always leave an escape route
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a) call his phone from another phone and introduce yourself as the man/lady that recently cut his hair. tell him politely that he needs to come back and get his hair fixed because the trainee that was cutting his hair did not finish the haircut (the trainees get videotaped for the first 3 months).

b) take a pic of it, label it with the infamous "pwned" and email it to him.

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Why bother. Let his mom/girlfriend/wife tell him.

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He's kinda chunky, prolly pushin' 250-260, and he's bald
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Why bother. Let his mom/girlfriend/wife tell him.
Sounds like he's given up already, doubt the wifey even looks at him anymore.

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I say you grab a pair of scissors and try to help him out by cutting it yourself.
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Lemme see if i can get a ninja pick.... brb..

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g damn i'm good. I should try out for Ninja Warrior. Good thing the smoke bomb cleared before he turned around. See the crevice? Yeah, that whole thing is filled with hair. Yuk.

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Jesus man, I wouldn't make any moves towards that guy's head with a pair of scissors, he'd crush you're little asian ass!

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Jesus man, I wouldn't make any moves towards that guy's head with a pair of scissors, he'd crush you're little asian ass!
HAHHAH Dude, that's why i'm having a hard time telling him! He might get offended and flick my ass into Saturn! srsly, that thing on the back of his head looks like a taco filled with hair.

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Man that looks like a package of hot dogs. I say F it. Don't tell him. Just sit back point and laugh. Thats what I would do FTMFGDW!

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Don't say anything, or he will shove YOU in that crevice, and we'll never hear from you again.
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Creepy...

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Sorry, I just can't help myself!

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he will shove YOU in that crevice, and we'll never hear from you again.
If that's the case, I think you should go talk to him about it.

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Have you seen the jackass movies, they attack each other with electric shavers, use ninja moves to eliminate fleshy hair taco without him knowing
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If that's the case, I think you should go talk to him about it.
I'm hurt.. i thought we were bff's.

Pilot - Negative. I'm good, but not that good.

I think imma toss my granola bar 10 feet from him, and when he runs to get it imma trip him and hog tie his ass, then commence shavage. I'll post pics of the outcome..

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I'm hurt.. i thought we were bff's.
We still have a little way to go after labeling me a know-it-all asshole.

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I think imma toss my granola bar 10 feet from him, and when he runs to get it imma trip him and hog tie his ass, then commence shavage.
Rethink your choice of bait.

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We still have a little way to go after labeling me a know-it-all asshole.
Oh come on, i thought we were passed that.

Well, my planned trap failed. The f'n guy is pretty quick for his size.. here's a pic of the bait... well, what's left of it.


*edit* Fack, pic won't work

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Alright first of all, that guy's not pushin 250-260...he's at least a 3-chip mofo...And just tell him he missed a spot and keep doing what you're doing...if you make it seem funny or a big deal, he'll be pissed and you don't want to piss off Butterbean!
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Alright first of all, that guy's not pushin 250-260...he's at least a 3-chip mofo...And just tell him he missed a spot and keep doing what you're doing...if you make it seem funny or a big deal, he'll be pissed and you don't want to piss off Butterbean!
a big +1 on his size...i'm a big boy but he's way bigger than me. I think you should just tell him but real casual and at least a few feet away so you have a chance to get away if he comes after you.

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Hmm I am not trying to be an ass but come on you ass's Some people honestly can not help being heavy or big bones naturally. For you skinny guys thats kinda ignorant of you to say shit like that.

Come on didn't you graduate high school already? I can tell you I have a few friends over weight friends and you know what they would go to know end to help someone out even after being made fun of all their life.

Chances are you aren't half the men they are. Grow up a little in case you havent since high school

Sigh someone delete this post

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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Dude that looks like a face on the back of his head the hair looks like a mouth!!
Dam man he might have eyes back there two bro watch your back mang!
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