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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 04:38 PM Thread Starter
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This was in Kaktovik, AK. One of my clients sent me these pics, from a friend who was working as an environmental contractor up the North Slope village.

He said "My question would be: why did you take pictures instead of helping me?"












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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 04:42 PM
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HOLY SHITE! What if he slipped?!

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HOLY SHITE! What if he slipped?!
yeah that's EXACTLY what my client said
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thats m'fer too
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Wow. I bet that's what it would look like if i told my trainee about his haircut.


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post #7 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 04:53 PM Thread Starter
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FYI, Kaktovik, AK:
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post #8 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 04:55 PM
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Ummmm yea not a position I'd want to be in. sHeeIT!
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damn that's some scary stuff.

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heh what was he gonna do? Grab the bear by the tail and hold it back?
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heh what was he gonna do? Grab the bear by the tail and hold it back?
I was thinking the same thing. Not much he could do unless he had a gun or a truck he could chase the bear away with.

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I was thinking the same thing. Not much he could do unless he had a gun or a truck he could chase the bear away with.
Damn, I was going to say the same thing.

To quote the movie Without a Paddle:

"I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to out run you."


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I've heard stories from submariners that were up at the north pole about the polar bears. One funny thing was that they would hold their paws over their noses so they could hide better and sneak up on the sailors.

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post #15 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 06:10 PM
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holy shit.. how would you get outta that? just wait till the bear got bored??

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I've heard stories from submariners that were up at the north pole about the polar bears. One funny thing was that they would hold their paws over their noses so they could hide better and sneak up on the sailors.
Bullshit! But if I were them I would have had a shotgun just in case.
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HOLY SHITE! What if he slipped?!
LUNCH

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post #18 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-21-2008, 04:47 PM
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if i am not mistaken most Have rifles with them for that exact reason. I am sure someone behind the scenes had that rifle

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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haha that sequence reminds me of some benny hill scene
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Bullshit! But if I were them I would have had a shotgun just in case.
Yeah this is really logical considering you have to be at least 10 or less feet away and with all that fat and muscle I sure that first shot isn't going to work in that case your [email protected]

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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if i am not mistaken most Have rifles with them for that exact reason. I am sure someone behind the scenes had that rifle
You're going to need an awfully large round to drop one of those beasts.

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This guy is famous too...

I saw that on the LOL cats site this morning, too! I thought that was funny.
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At least he didn't end up like this guy.







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What's going on here? Someone submitting our pics for this site????? WTF?
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Thieves strike again! First Streaker now this!!

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