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hAtEr aLeRt..

so, my goofy ass sister, who is apparently feuding with me (montague/capulet style) takes every opportunity to block my driveway... usually my car is there on the left, w/ enough space to get the bike out, but lookitt her best efforts..

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haha...
good suggestions, but
1. she was in the USMC too
2. i won't be operating that camera, sir... tru story or no

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Take the valve cores out of her tires. Put them in a zip lock back and tape it to her wind shield with a note. You probably shouldn't do that, its mean and probably illegal.

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Take the valve cores out of her tires. Put them in a zip lock back and tape it to her wind shield with a note. You probably shouldn't do that, its mean and probably illegal.
what is? u mean, what u just suggested? hah..

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what is? u mean, what u just suggested? hah..
Its an idea of something you shouldn't do.

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Slice the brake lines a little bit, so she cna get a few miles down the road before they fail??
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looks like the window is open. just shift it into neutral and let it roll down the driveway a wee bit
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Slice the brake lines a little bit, so she cna get a few miles down the road before they fail??
Hydraulic system, they will break immediatly if you pierce though the line. The fluid will want to go where there is least resistance, which is where the hole will be. That will also cause injury and/or death.

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Hydraulic system, they will break immediatly if you pierce though the line. The fluid will want to go where there is least resistance, which is where the hole will be. That will also cause injury and/or death.
All minor details IMO.
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Hydraulic system, they will break immediatly if you pierce though the line. The fluid will want to go where there is least resistance, which is where the hole will be. That will also cause injury and/or death.

I wasn't serious.
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flat tires dont you hate it

e5r u should read this thread

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Pee in the driver's seat? Fish/doggy doo doo under the seat? The list is super dooper long. Maybe Post It.
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looks like the window is open. just shift it into neutral and let it roll down the driveway a wee bit
Yeah a 'wee bit' right into that pine tree....
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take a shit on her hood. and her chest.

and why is there a dildo hanging from her mirror?
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and why is there a dildo hanging from her mirror?
Dam dude! This IS his sister he's talking about

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holee shyt! u fuccers are diabolical! haha. well, the hyd lines are a no-go cuz she has a kid.. (cool kid too), so that dildo in the mirror (the Charger) is actually a set of his first shoes.. hah... i like the suggestions about the open window tho... maybe i'll do both. i'm sure that she'd call the cops and stretch the truth if i deflate/poke the tires tho.. wonder what kinda legal trouble that is...?

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vaseline under door handles makes a nice mess, put entire car up on cinder blocks with the wheels just barely off the ground (paint the blocks similar color to ground and car so they might go un noticed. baloney slices on the glass, when its hot and sunny this works better cause they will cook on the window
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vaseline under door handles makes a nice mess, put entire car up on cinder blocks with the wheels just barely off the ground (paint the blocks similar color to ground and car so they might go un noticed. baloney slices on the glass, when its hot and sunny this works better cause they will cook on the window
I think the bologna is supposed to go onto the paint so it eats away at it when it cooks in the sun...
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wow.. so, being the nice guy that i am, i told her about it and told her to either park straight or in the front of the house; outta the way of the driveway... she did it again today... this time cLoSeR than before, so now i know it was outta spite... s0o0o0o guess what, i got me a valve stem remover... imma keep the vaseline/ bologna thing in mind tho.
jolly rogers' cookbook has some good shyt in it too...

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so what wonderful thing(s) did you do to earn this wrath?
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wow.. so, being the nice guy that i am, i told her about it and told her to either park straight or in the front of the house; outta the way of the driveway... she did it again today... this time cLoSeR than before, so now i know it was outta spite... s0o0o0o guess what, i got me a valve stem remover... imma keep the vaseline/ bologna thing in mind tho.
jolly rogers' cookbook has some good shyt in it too...
I would never stand for that kind of stuff from my kid sister. Cops can get you for vandalism or something, so I would advice against that. I would do the same thing she did to you, park your car behind hers and make sure there is no way she can get out. Then when she says to move your car, tell her you lost her keys. Make her take the bus or something.

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I would say, everytime she parks there I would put some blocks behind her wheels. Or some bricks or something. At least this way it just causes an inconvienence to her so hopefully she gets the point then.

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