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OMG!!! you are going to explode.....and it's gonna stink

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i just ate 4.

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and you wonder why you weigh more than me and dave... you fat bastid!

btw the most I ate in one sitting was 12. needless to say the reprecussions were phenomenol.
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OMG!!! you are going to explode.....and it's gonna stink
Contact the Center of Disease Control ASAP, dude you are so fucked and you don't even know it. If I eat 4 of those I will have constant gas for a day. The good news is, you just added 20 HP to the gixxer for a day .

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i feel sorry for ur wife who has to sleep with you tonight

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i feel sorry for ur wife who has to sleep with you tonight
Your making some assumptions there. He might end up on the couch. Thats alot of white castle

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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Actually, I'd love me couple of those... btw, if you get it with no onions, both your ass and stomich will thank you
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barely, all I know is if you aim the opposite direction from your partner, your chances of waking them up are small.

I am currently posting from a small room that has a sink in it.
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barely, all I know is if you aim the opposite direction from your partner, your chances of waking them up are small.

I am currently posting from a small room that has a sink in it.
so he finally shit them out like 12 hours later...

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nah, that was like my 5th bathroom posting...



regular. broke so wifey wouldnt let me have the jalepeno.
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sliders don't phase me... iron stomach, FTW.

hey, anyone get sliders "with everything"? I recently discovered that they have a sauce they put on them... years and years of thinking I knew my sliders and then I find that out. I was crushed.

The sauce isn't bad, but you have to ask for it...

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sliders don't phase me... iron stomach, FTW.

hey, anyone get sliders "with everything"? I recently discovered that they have a sauce they put on them... years and years of thinking I knew my sliders and then I find that out. I was crushed.

The sauce isn't bad, but you have to ask for it...
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im on the shitter cuz of taco bell dammit

ouch.. stomach cramps.. i feel like im having a baby

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im on the shitter cuz of taco bell dammit

ouch.. stomach cramps.. i feel like im having a baby
man that stuff is horrible but I love to eat it once in a while too. take it easy on the fire sauce and your ass will thank you later.
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man that stuff is horrible but I love to eat it once in a while too. take it easy on the fire sauce and your ass will thank you later.
Fire sauce FTW. Nothing like a burrito with 3 packets of fire.

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Fire sauce FTW. Nothing like a burrito with 3 packets of fire.
that's it???? psssh when I want it mild I put 3 on 1 single hardshell taco supreme. The only reason why I don't put any more is because it turns in to soup beyond that. mexican pizza gets at the very least 5 packets and a burrito??? I open it up add five then I keep putting more after each bite with like 5 more packets. Yeah, I'm sick and that's why I need to stay the hell away from that place. Taco Hell FTL!
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I usually use 1 packet per bite for the burrito, I take big bites. I don't like to open the burritos up because I can't get them closed again.

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I ate 6 jalapeno burgers and 6 chicken rings around 6pm. I'm already sitting closer to the bathroom, soon, real soon. The Beauty of home field advantage with no-one around is priceless.
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man that stuff is horrible but I love to eat it once in a while too. take it easy on the fire sauce and your ass will thank you later.
Ass problems from that weaksauce? That shit ain't even in the spicy category...
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I once ate 14 jalapeño cheese burgers. I had constant reoccurring diarrhea that lasted from when I initially ate the burgers at 4pm till past my working time, 2am. Jalapeño cheese is some good stuff though. I hate how the smell of those burgers stay in your nose for a week or so.

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