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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-14-2008, 03:09 PM Thread Starter
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I walked in the restroom, ready to pinch a loaf, and this is what i find.. I have spent the last 5 minutes looking around for male, walking around with a shitty ass. The trail ends by the door, there are no other distinct odors around the office, and there are no shit stains in teh waiting area seats.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?

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post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-14-2008, 03:12 PM
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Dude, that almost happened to me a few times. Had the worst case of the shits and damn near exploded on the way to the toilet. I was even pushing my hand over my ass in a sorry attempt to try to hold it in. Luckily I was able to hold it in. I felt much like the guy in Trainspotting when he was comin of a heroin high with heroin suppositories stuffed up his ass and he had to take the dump of his life in the worst toilet in the world.
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I walked in the restroom, ready to pinch a loaf, and this is what i find.. I have spent the last 5 minutes looking around for male, walking around with a shitty ass. The trail ends by the door, there are no other distinct odors around the office, and there are no shit stains in teh waiting area seats.
Damn thats FOUL!!!!!
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post #5 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-14-2008, 03:16 PM
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I'm guessing the dude went home for the day, so whomever left early has the shitty pants.

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post #7 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-14-2008, 03:19 PM
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And this is why I don't use public restrooms and hold it until I get home .

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I'm glad I didnt check this thread during my lunch break. Some gross shit

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Who the hell makes a post like this???

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That is fucking disgusting.

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man looks like you work in a real shit hole

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Who the hell makes a post like this???
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post #13 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-14-2008, 03:35 PM
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It's so funny that you took the time to take pictures.

Isn't it the freakin' weekend yet???
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post #14 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-14-2008, 03:35 PM Thread Starter
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Endless, you always go to the bathroom with a camera?
ROFL camera phone FTW! I can't help it. I walked in and it was like Nam all over again. Had to dodge the chit prints like landmines.

Seriously though. You gotta wonder, what exactly happened? That exact restroom can be used by my dept, the physical therapy, and the radiology dept, and patients can use this also. All employees are accounted for, so it has to be a patient. I've personally walked in the rest room with patients with their pants down to their ankles, peolpe that have fallen off of the toilet, but never foot prints of chit. WTF. Now i have to run to the 2nd floor to drop a fuckign deuce.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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i cant believe you stick around taking shots of shit



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It's so funny that you took the time to take pictures.
Fortunately, i am the 'acting' manager for the remainder of the day, so that means i don't have to do shit but boss people around and have a cigarette break every 15 minutes.


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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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man, i've found soiled underwear sittin in the trash can at work before. it's hard to gross me out most of the time.
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i cant believe you stick around taking shots of shit
Do you know why he did it? everytime someone posts an experience up people always put up the "this thread is worthless without pics" smilie and that has conditioned us to take pic of everything!
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Fortunately, i am the 'acting' manager for the remainder of the day, so that means i don't have to do shit but boss people around and have a cigarette break every 15 minutes.

its easy to figure out. the guy shit his pant on the way in. did his deed and left and said fuck the janitor.

which is all your gotta do. buzz the janitor.



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Do you know why he did it? everytime someone posts an experience up people always put up the "this thread is worthless without pics" smilie and that has conditioned us to take pic of everything!


you got them there!



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Gross. I'm dogsitting my mom's Golden Retriever this week. This morning she (the dog!) took a dump on the floor and then puked on top of it. I was dry heaving and almost lost it cleaning it up. One dog, no cup .
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fawkin awesome reference!!! rep!
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its easy to figure out. the guy shit his pant on the way in. did his deed and left and said fuck the janitor.

which is all your gotta do. buzz the janitor.
Yes, i have already summoned the professor of custodial arts to clean the premises.

Why am i sick fuck? Dumbfuck i agree with, but sick? All's i did was post pics of a doodoo mishap!

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Yes, i have already summoned the professor of custodial arts to clean the premises.

Why am i sick fuck? Dumbfuck i agree with, but sick? All's i did was post pics of a doodoo mishap!
you should visit http://www.ratemypoo.com/, the community over there is better suited for your needs
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you should visit http://www.ratemypoo.com/, the community over there is better suited for your needs
and pray tell how did you learn of this? during your search for scat i presume?
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Wow. That is disgusting.

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Dude, that post reminds me of when my friend worked at circuit city as a manager and the store stank like crap. So he thought there was a leak or someone didn't flush, well he walks in and finds someone crapped on the floor right in front of the toliet. After that he never went into a public restroom again.

But seriously that's some sick shit, if I saw that I would of thrown up. As a matter of fact I wonder if it's the the same guy, maybe a serial shitter?

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