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post #1 of 45 (permalink) Old 05-14-2008, 04:23 PM Thread Starter
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My pits smell just like..

Whenever I don't shower for more than 2 or so days, my armpits smell just like a woman's vagina. True story.

So, I'm conflicted; on the one hand, I'm repulsed, because I'm so nasty. On the other hand, of course, I'm totally aroused.

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Wow, this is almost as disgusting as Robby's smeared shit thread!

Yeah, I don't know what kinda puss you been smellin.... my pits smell like taco sauce and it repulses me and the poor people arond me.
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WOW! Between the Shit stains/smears and this it's just been a "INTERESTING" day so far.
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Dude, I don't think i've ever gone more than a day from showering. My pits don't ever smell. I hate women who stink also.

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What kind of women have you been hanging around that are so foul? ick.

Between yours and Endless' posts I am disturbed.

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WOW! Between the Shit stains/smears and this it's just been a "INTERESTING" day so far.

pppssssshhhhhh. you ain't seen nothin yet n00b!
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What kind of women have you been hanging around that are so foul? ick.

Between yours and Endless' posts I am disturbed.
You would be surprised how many women out there are stanky.

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Whenever I don't shower for more than 2 or so days, my armpits smell just like a woman's vagina. True story.
I dont have anything to add except that your nosing around the wrong types of ladies if you know what I mean.

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You would be surprised how many women out there are stanky.
+1, this amazes me and completely kills any momentum we were working on before I got a whiff. Seriously, if my balls smelled 1/2 that bad there's no way I'd expect you to touch them, go clean your shit up.

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1. I don't go a day without showering. My gf showers at night sometimes so she can just get up and go to work. I for one don't 'fully' wake up unless i haz a shower.

2. I HAVE gone w/o showering for a few days in my younger years, and i did not smell. I was told that i smelled great, though.

3. I spend 3 hours at most at the gym, and i do not smell half as bad as those other guys. My gf checks my pits (she has this fascination with asking me to raise my arm so she can smell em), and she does this everytime i get out.

Crotchal area is another story, though.

Pits smelling like the vaj. Hmmm. There have been times where i've played b-ball with a friend who ate prior to gaming. The most recent, dude had a ham sammich. After 2 full court games, he started smelling like ham. So, i presume you are eating too much of the beaver and it's causing it to smell that way.

Somewhat off topic. For you gym rats, have you EVER smelled the bottom of your pants/shorts after a workout? G damn it smells like hell, and it damn sure ain't from me, so i have started to use the towels that they provide to sit on. Fucking gross.

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Pits smelling like the vaj. Hmmm. There have been times where i've played b-ball with a friend who ate prior to gaming. The most recent, dude had a ham sammich. After 2 full court games, he started smelling like ham. So, i presume you are eating too much of the beaver and it's causing it to smell that way.

Somewhat off topic. For you gym rats, have you EVER smelled the bottom of your pants/shorts after a workout? G damn it smells like hell, and it damn sure ain't from me, so i have started to use the towels that they provide to sit on. Fucking gross.

You've never heard the saying "you are what you eat"?

As far as smelling your fucking gym shorts.... why the fuck would you do that?

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I dont have anything to add except that your nosing around the wrong types of ladies if you know what I mean.
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You've never heard the saying "you are what you eat"?

As far as smelling your fucking gym shorts.... why the fuck would you do that?
I'm a slob. I wear the same gym pants at least 3 times. Fuck if i care who notices, so i must check it pre work out just to see if i can wear them again. DUH.

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As far as smelling your fucking gym shorts.... why the fuck would you do that?
Yeah dude, WTF?

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Shorts 2 times max, Shirt 2 times max (if you sweat alot, 1 time), socks 1 time no matta what.

If I have to tell you that you should only wear your underwear once.............................................. ...................

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Shirt 2 times max (if you sweat alot, 1 time)
now THAT's gross. Shirt changes every time, every 3 days for pants, socks = daily.

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Yeah dude, WTF?
Man, you guys are making it seem like i'm some freak and shit. I do it to check if it's wearable again g damn it!!!



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You've never heard the saying "you are what you eat"?

As far as smelling your fucking gym shorts.... why the fuck would you do that?
Read a lot about it, read Expose'.. wanted to try it and see how bad it is....




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Hey, I didn't say it smelled like stanky vagina. It smells like a nice one. Actually, almost all vagina smells at least fairly good because it is, after all, vagina.

I've had this condition as long as I can recall. I like to refer to it, affectionately, as "my pussy-pits".

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Whenever I don't shower for more than 2 or so days, my armpits smell just like a woman's vagina. True story.

So, I'm conflicted; on the one hand, I'm repulsed, because I'm so nasty. On the other hand, of course, I'm totally aroused.

OK, discuss.
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Hey, I didn't say it smelled like stanky vagina. It smells like a nice one. Actually, almost all vagina smells at least fairly good because it is, after all, vagina.

I've had this condition as long as I can recall. I like to refer to it, affectionately, as "my pussy-pits".
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Ouch. I just received my first neg rep, ever. "TMI", he says. Somebody's a prude..

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wat?
To explain, my pits smell like a vagina, which is nice. The rest of me smells like an elephant's ass, which is not so nice. Any more questions?

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