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14 tons of spilled Oreo cookies snarl Ill. traffic
Mon May 19, 9:00 AM ET

MORRIS, Ill. - Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.

Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.

"The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open," he said.

The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.

Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.



MMMMM!! Now if only they'd crash a milk truck, or let loose some cows....
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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-20-2008, 11:37 AM
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That means a shortage of Oreos. I need to get to the store NOW!
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Yeah i read this yesterday and couldnt stop laughing

My BFF accused me of causing the accident. MEAN!!


Besides, I really love the mini oreos; the filling:cookie ratio is just perfect.
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fell asleep my ass. He was doing the SR run and lost it

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MMMMM!! Now if only they'd crash a milk truck, or let loose some cows....
That happened on the Edens like 8 years ago rofl (can't remember if it was cows or horses, though). I remember being at Old Orchard mall and watching the fake ass cowboys round them up.

mmMMmm... mud pie mojo + oreo's from Col stone.... yum. Damn you Texan for ruining my diet plan.

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That happened like 8 years ago can't remember if it was cows or horses. I remember ass cowboys mmMMmm... mud pie mojo.... yum.
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wow. this is kinda crazy, because i think i saw this truck last night. we were heading west on 80 through indiana after midnight when we noticed two trucks driving erratically. one was a flat bed carrying pipes on the back and the other had a regular trailer. we actually called the police on the flat bed semi after he nearly went off the road about 10 times. it was unreal. the other semi (oreos?) was weaving a bit, but not as bad as the flat bed.

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I'd be weaving, too, if I were trying to drive a semi while constantly reaching back for some tasty oreos!!!! When they finally caught me, I'd have cookie crumbles all around my mouth and I'd be like "soffy officer iff dere a pahhblem?"
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d'oh. never mind. i just realized this happened yesterday. my weaving truck wasn't the oreo truck afterall. ah well.

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I hate dry Oreos. What they needed there was a tanker full of milk. Yummy!

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When they finally caught me, I'd have cookie crumbles all around my mouth and I'd be like "soffy officer iff dere a pahhblem?"
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I've also been caught like that with Parmesan Goldfish, too------>
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Don't blame me for your fat ass
Wow. I hate you.

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75 cents for 6 oreos from the work vending machine... no milk though damn.

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Hate is such a strong word
Ok, fine. Dislike, not too fond of, aversion, hostile, execrate, despise, detest. Do those work for you Krys?


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75 cents for 6 oreos from the work vending machine... no milk though damn.
Bro, your phatass shouldn't be eating that stuff.

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Bro, your phatass shouldn't be eating that stuff.
Fat is mean... more like voluptuous.

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Ok, fine. Dislike, not too fond of, aversion, hostile, execrate, despise, detest. Do those work for you Krys?



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so mean!!! Play nice!
LOL, the TBS knows i wuv her too.

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typos and misspellings are two different things.

Typo = Alison hit the wrong key due to too much coffee (and fat fingers due to too many oreros), and immediately corrected after diligently reviewing her post

Misspelling = everything Ken writes
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No i didn't! I knew like, 3 of the words.

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