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Batman vs. James Bond

Batman vs. James Bond.

I have posed this question to several peers of mine. Both have almost a limitless pool of resources, money, equipment and of course babes. Who do you think will prevail?

I think James Bond will kick Batmanís ass and steal his woman.

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Batman, no questions asked. He beat Superman for f*cks sake, some Undercover Agent is no match. Specially that Bond is only good if he's using the element of surprise. In an open match, he's screwed.
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Bauer - he died like 3 or 4 times, which will come in handy
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Batman, no questions asked. He beat Superman for f*cks sake, some Undercover Agent is no match. Specially that Bond is only good if he's using the element of surprise. In an open match, he's screwed.
element of surprise my ass. and undercover? what undercover agent wears the same clothes, orders the same drink and uses the same name for every assignment. you think somebody would catch on..

batman FTW!
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Batman, no questions asked. He beat Superman for f*cks sake, some Undercover Agent is no match. Specially that Bond is only good if he's using the element of surprise. In an open match, he's screwed.
What about the new Bond? I'd say the parkour guy in the beginning would be a good match for Bats and Bond held his own against him.

Otherwise, I'd agree that all past Bonds all get their asses handed to them by Bats.
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you serious?

are we talking Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney or Christian Bale as batman in this fight?

same thing goes for bond.

like come on...timothy dalton would clearly get owned by anyone above playing batman.

now, Christian Bale as batman...different story altogether...I mean he's a believable billionaire samurai vigilante

I'm going to have to go with Batman.

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I don't know who'd win between the new Casino Royale Bond and the Batman Begins Batman (Craig vs Bale) but that is a fight I would absolutely love to see.

I think Batman is fundementally doomed to lose, he doesn't kill people, Bond does. Unless they end up on a train that's going to crash and Batman has an escape route, Bond will just shoot him in the face and end it.

Bond kills, Batman leaves for the cops - mercy is a weakness
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I don't know who'd win between the new Casino Royale Bond and the Batman Begins Batman (Craig vs Bale) but that is a fight I would absolutely love to see.

I think Batman is fundementally doomed to lose, he doesn't kill people, Bond does. Unless they end up on a train that's going to crash and Batman has an escape route, Bond will just shoot him in the face and end it.

Bond kills, Batman leaves for the cops - mercy is a weakness
[dork-mode]ah, however, that's what he used to kill superman. superman cannot kill innocents, so he could not kill batman...batman used this to kill superman.[/dork-mode]

bale is a great batman, I mean he was so good he killed heath ledger AFTER the movie was done!


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I don't know who'd win between the new Casino Royale Bond and the Batman Begins Batman (Craig vs Bale) but that is a fight I would absolutely love to see.

I think Batman is fundementally doomed to lose, he doesn't kill people, Bond does. Unless they end up on a train that's going to crash and Batman has an escape route, Bond will just shoot him in the face and end it.

Bond kills, Batman leaves for the cops - mercy is a weakness
Bullets? Even Keaton's Bats could deflect those...

Both are harder edged then any previous versions - it'd be a slug fest...
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I don't know who'd win between the new Casino Royale Bond and the Batman Begins Batman (Craig vs Bale) but that is a fight I would absolutely love to see.
Bah, what are you talking about... whats the new russian-commie-bond going to do. Pull out some playing cards, "royal flush"

And then get stabbed in the face by batman.


New bond sucks. I would have to go with pierce brosnan. He killed the most henchmen violently out of all the bonds.

Now it is a difficult battle between the two, but I am sure that batman would win.


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bond FTW.. he has a license to kill...
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