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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:11 PM Thread Starter
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Hooray! Yippee! Wahoo!

I just wiped my butt with my right hand, for the first time in almost 4 weeks. Didn't even realize it until I was halfway done. Got so exited I almost dropped my wad of teepee. I'll be back on the track in no time now! Hey, whatever, you try to wipe your ass with your non-dominant hand.

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:12 PM
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Thats funny!!! few weeks ago I had an exact same cause of celebration - I was able to wipe with my right hand after my crash in April

But I was more modest about it and only invited the closest friends to share my happiness
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In Arabic culture, wiping your ass with the right hand is not socially acceptable. They use their right hand for shaking hands only.
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:16 PM Thread Starter
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In Arabic culture, wiping your ass with the right hand is not socially acceptable. They use their right hand for shaking hands only.
Like it matters to me. Remember, I'm a PLUMBER. Have we met in person yet?

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There will always be a better ride out there. It's not the bike that bends, it's the rider. There is no spoon.
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been there, done that. congrats, old chap.

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Like it matters to me. Remember, I'm a PLUMBER. Have we met in person yet?
Nope. Go to Streakers party, Mandy and I will be there. My 996 is still laid up, so I cannot ride and have not been going to the meet sites.
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:24 PM
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I'm afraid that if i wipe with the left, there's a possibility of crap getting on it. Thanks though, i'll stick with what works.

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post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:29 PM
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First off, that ain't all they shake with their right hand.

Second, this thread is worthless without pictures.

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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:53 PM Thread Starter
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First off, that ain't all they shake with their right hand.

Second, this thread is worthless without pictures.
Other uses for my right hand include:
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There will always be a better ride out there. It's not the bike that bends, it's the rider. There is no spoon.
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:55 PM
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for this accomplishment you should treat yourself to something special...


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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-23-2008, 04:57 PM Thread Starter
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for this accomplishment you should treat yourself to something special...

Uh, does that come in white chocolate? You're killing me, man.

Edit: You know, because the brown one looks like poo. Nothing bigoted here, I assure you.

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Yep, still.


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