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anyone got a hook up with massages?

i am being for real. i use to get 2 a month, gonna need to start them up soon again.

if someone has a hook up, pm me or post here if you like.

thanks. hopefully not to far from plainfield, area



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wat?? My free massage offer aint good enough.

I've seen lifetime fitness have a massage room. But that is all I know.
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actually yes - if you are eally serious about your massage and don't mind burly guy doing it, I know a real pro, in Arlington Heights area

Let me know if you need details. And he is a rider as well
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I know a woman in Romeoville, she's a friend of mine. Let me know if you are interested.

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actually yes - if you are eally serious about your massage and don't mind burly guy doing it, I know a real pro, in Arlington Heights area

Let me know if you need details. And he is a rider as well
thanks but that to far to drive my massage lady is actually in Palos but she had a baby and well now she shifted gears.

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I know a woman in Romeoville, she's a friend of mine. Let me know if you are interested.

yes let me know.

also what i usually get is a DEEP tissue massage with Swedish strokes to end it. kinda like a nice finish to all the pain i endured.

also who ever she is, i hope she is strong or uses elbows and knuckles, to work what ever out. i am no stranger to pain on the table to feel better 2 days later.

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Pam at Whitney Chiropractic in Naperville (95th and Rt59) can beat the crap out of you and make it hurt so good.

$50 / half hour

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DO they shave you back first or have special mesh gloves to cut through it?
they use more oil thats for sure. but fuck you.

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Pam at Whitney Chiropractic in Naperville (95th and Rt59) can beat the crap out of you and make it hurt so good.

$50 / half hour
the lady i had was 50 bucks an hour and she was worth every dime! plus big tip!

but i dont want to afford that.



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Your chiropractic insurance should cover that "deep tissue therapy"


Thats how they labeled mine for billing!

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my insurance dont cover that.



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I can adopt your whole family......they can all get the "deep tissue therapy"


Union insurance is the best!!!

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I can adopt your whole family......they can all get the "deep tissue therapy"


Union insurance is the best!!!
dadda?

adopt me bro.

PLEASE



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dadda?

adopt me bro.

PLEASE
People get pissed when I start tellin them how good our insurance is.....

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what kind of massage are we talking here?

penis massage perhaps?

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Am I the only one that walks out of a massage feeling more stressed?

I don't know what it is I just can not relax during them.

Maybe I am not used to them?

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Am I the only one that walks out of a massage feeling more stressed?

I don't know what it is I just can not relax during them.

Maybe I am not used to them?
You're not the only one, some people just cannot relax. People just can't let go and get away from their daily life and stresses for that hour.

Are you not comfortable with getting a massage?

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You're not the only one, some people just cannot relax. People just can't let go and get away from their daily life and stresses for that hour.

Are you not comfortable with getting a massage?
I have only a handful I think what it is I do not know the routine for it. I was okay getting adjusted by a chiropractor because that seemed more medicinal.

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I have only a handful I think what it is I do not know the routine for it. I was okay getting adjusted by a chiropractor because that seemed more medicinal.

A lot of it also is the environment in which you're getting the massage done. Also, be sure to tell the therapist what you want focused on and what areas you don't want massaged (i.e. stay away from my feet), be specific. And do this before the massage starts, some people are uncomfortable talking while they are getting worked on. Others are ok with telling you their life story.................................

Routine: Get nekked to your comfort level, get under the sheets and let the rubbing begin.

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no way, eve.

good for you, my sister is also one too.



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Routine: Get nekked to your comfort level, get under the sheets and let the rubbing begin.

sounds like my daily routine.

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ok jokes are over. i found a couple thanks for the info everyone. but i am gonna close this as a lot of members are turning this into something i dont want.

i am serous about my massages.

thanks for sending me info and my back thanks you too.



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