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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-10-2008, 10:26 PM Thread Starter
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Dirtiest thing I saw all day today

So I walked home from work today...
and this girl was walking in front of me.. With a shirt on that I am pretty sure would have gotten me expelled from school...
You can't make this shit up


Yeah.. It says what it looks like it says..
and yeah.. I know I know.. I dont care if I know.. That shits funny.


oh.. and this I suppose would be the hottest thing I saw on the walk home.. Well that I took a pic of at least


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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-10-2008, 10:28 PM
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uh.. ok?
like... right here?
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how was the front side?

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I don't get it??? Fukudome plays for the cubs. Its his real name

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I don't get it??? Fukudome plays for the cubs. Its his real name
heheheh

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fuk u do me

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Yeah I get that...but he's one of the most solid guys on the team and there's probally eleventy billion Fukudome jerseys in Chicagoland

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how was the front side?
i pondered this same thing....









then i realized she was a cubs fan and not worth the time of day anyways.

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i pondered this same thing....









then i realized she was a cubs fan and not worth the time of day anyways.
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i pondered this same thing....









then i realized she was a cubs fan and not worth the time of day anyways.
cause everyone comes to the southside when they want to score chicks.

no one goes north and into the city

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i cant go north and into the city though

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well now you can find girls on the southside at sox games, youve been able to find them there since 2005.

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well now you can find girls on the southside at sox games, youve been able to find them there since 2005.
yeah before that it was nothin but eyetalians and their frat boy friends

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I've seen it a hundred times.......
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At least I won't feel bad pigging out in front of Sox chicks, they're all 3 times my size.

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Get your mind out of the gutter.
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i kept double checking it to see if the spelling was wrong or somethin, what's the problem?

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i kept double checking it to see if the spelling was wrong or somethin, what's the problem?
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The problem is he has no idea who Kosuke Fukudome is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosuke_Fukudome

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i kept double checking it to see if the spelling was wrong or somethin, what's the problem?
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The problem is he has no idea who Kosuke Fukudome is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosuke_Fukudome
I think the problem is no one gets the joke he was trying to make. At least I hope he was trying to make a joke

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At least I won't feel bad pigging out in front of Sox chicks, they're all 3 times my size.
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I think the problem is no one gets the joke he was trying to make. At least I hope he was trying to make a joke
You know the old saying? If you have to explain a joke then it is not worth telling.

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I saw that car too, by North ave beach right? Did you see the douche bag behind the wheel. Looked like an ugly old Fabio. I wanted to get a pic of him sooo bad. It was the perfect cliche.

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You know the old saying? If you have to explain a joke then it is not worth telling.
Whats kind of funny is.. I had only saw or heard the guys name one time before.. at a bar.. they had a sign up saying fukudome and I was like.. "huh?"

Personally I think baseball is stupid... and boring..
Don't follow it in the slightest...

THat said.. I did find humor in the fact that people are walking around in public with jerseys that basically say something that i'd more expect out of jenna jamesons mouth.. in a "movie"



and to think... i got kicked out of school for an old metallica t-shirt that said "metal up your ass" and had a knife coming out of a toilet in the 80's...? ??

You have to admit.. If you didnt know any better.... That name sounds more made up than Phil McCrackin

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I saw that car too, by North ave beach right? Did you see the douche bag behind the wheel. Looked like an ugly old Fabio. I wanted to get a pic of him sooo bad. It was the perfect cliche.
No.. didnt see him.. Just his car.
Wonder if a car that pretty got him laid anyway?
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then i realized she was a cubs fan and not worth the time of day anyways.
So you don't like women with all their teeth?

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