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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 01:18 PM Thread Starter
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What did you learn today?

They say you learn something new everyday and I sure did today.

I learned that Jaime Hammer is only 5 feet tall. WTF? She could fit in most overhead compartments. She looks like she's 5'9" or so in her pictures; maybe that was just my bias since everyone is tall to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Hammer


Oh, and she's from Chicago. I didn't know that one either.

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When you tell me who Jamie Hammer is I guess that's what I'll learn

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I learned (or relearned) that the more you proclaim that you are sure of something the more like it is that your are wrong (again).

My name is JB, people call me JB

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I learned that air gauges at gas stations are crap.. apparently everyone knew that and I just didnt get the freakin memo!
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When you tell me who Jamie Hammer is I guess that's what I'll learn
The link is work safe. She's got a pic on the page. If you are brave google her tonight. She's got a great spread on a LP640.

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maybe that was just my bias since everyone is tall to me.
I just learned that Chris thinks I'm tall. Either that or i'm not important enough to even register as a person to him

I'm not short. I'm aerodynamically efficient.

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I just learned that Chris thinks I'm tall. Either that or i'm not important enough to even register as a person to him
How about I say "most everyone"?

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I make an active attempts to go long periods learning nothing.

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I just learned that Chris thinks I'm tall. Either that or i'm not important enough to even register as a person to him

No worries. You ain't tall

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I also learned who Jamie Hammer is today.

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i learned about Jamie hammer...now, when I get home, the nudie picture downloading will begin!

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Her head is oddly shaped.




I'd still do her but if your going to go through all the mystery it better be worth while.

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The citrus soda "7 UP" was created in 1929. The original name of the popular drink was "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda", but it got changed to "7 UP."

Consuming chocolate was once considered a sin during the 16th and 17th century. During that time it was provided in the form of a drink and since drinking wine during lent was a sin, so was drinking chocolate.

The rarest coffee in the world is Kopi Luwak, which is found in Indonesia. It cost about $300 a pound.

And

Kopi Luwak (pronounced [ˈkopi ˈluwak]) or Civet coffee is coffee made from coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus). The civets eat the berries, but the beans inside pass through their system undigested. This process takes place on the islands of Sumatra, Java and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago, in the Philippines (where the product is called Kape Alamid) and in East Timor (locally called kafé-laku). Vietnam has a similar type of coffee, called weasel coffee, which is made from coffee berries which have been defecated by local weasels. In actuality the "weasel" is just the local version of the Asian Palm Civet.

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it was reaffirmed when ever CLSB goes off line to turn off ANY AND ALL form of communication cause people are wondering whats going on.



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it was reaffirmed when ever CLSB goes off line to turn off ANY AND ALL form of communication cause people are wondering whats going on.
Yeah i bet that sucks.

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I learned that Playboy's Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson will be celebrating her birthday in Chi-town this Friday, June 13, at Crobar.

http://www.surrealchicago.com/site/epage/60707_319.htm

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The rarest coffee in the world is Kopi Luwak, which is found in Indonesia. It cost about $300 a pound.

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It's gone down in price quite a bit now that's not in vogue.

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I learned that Playboy's Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson will be celebrating her birthday in Chi-town this Friday, June 13, at Crobar.

http://www.surrealchicago.com/site/epage/60707_319.htm
That's the same day as Nessy's birthday! Maybe we can get the two together and have a boobie-fest!

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My thoughts exactly, Phil.
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And anyone that can't check their oil can rebuild an engine.
Do you realize what these frapachinos cost? dont make me spit them out




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And anyone that can't check their oil can rebuild an engine.
So you are saying this would be more difficult

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I make an active attempts to go long periods learning nothing.

about 180 days a year from August to June?

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about 180 days a year from August to June?
Your good!

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Her head is oddly shaped.




I'd still do her but if your going to go through all the mystery it better be worth while.
Yeah I guess I wouldn't kick her out of bed
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