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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 06:49 PM Thread Starter
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In Vegas and need a date...

Visiting Vegas June 23 - 25. Anyone going to be out there? I plan on partying it up at least the 24th...

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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 06:55 PM
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this only works when ur a girl

try a vegas sportbike forum

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you pay for my ticket and gambling money (i normally break even) i'll come party it up

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Uh, it's vegas, just buy yourself a date.
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You don't have 7 hookers on retainer, and 4 more in the shop for service??

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post #8 of 36 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 03:50 AM Thread Starter
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post #9 of 36 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 03:51 AM Thread Starter
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Hmm, never been there. I like Talk of the Town on North LVB, but I am open for new things

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Visiting Vegas June 23 - 25. Anyone going to be out there? I plan on partying it up at least the 24th...
Only if you really know how to stunt, cause guys that know how to handle their bikes make me wet...
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post #11 of 36 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 04:03 AM
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Only if you really know how to stunt, cause guys that know how to handle their bikes make me wet...
you're starting to sound kind of uh...crazy.
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Just clowning around, afterall he did copy my idea
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yeah but he's ugly.
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re-think this Paul. In Vegas no guy needs a date. I'll be out there the week before, but I'm sure my wife will be keeping me in check.

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Only if you really know how to stunt, cause guys that know how to handle their bikes make me wet...

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Only if you really know how to stunt, cause guys that know how to handle their bikes make me wet...
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you're starting to sound kind of uh...crazy.
ummmm, we ride sportbikes, by all non-riding standards this would make us all crazy, i for one have heard it several times that im crazy for getting on a sportbike


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post #17 of 36 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 10:07 AM
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Only if you really know how to stunt, cause guys that know how to handle their bikes make me wet...
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you're starting to sound kind of uh...crazy.
If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
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You don't have 7 hookers on retainer, and 4 more in the shop for service??


yeah i was going to say, why don't you post up a picture of them standing side by side butt nekkid in your hotel room and have them in your signature like this:

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2004 Best lapdance at Olympic Garden
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yeah but he's ugly.

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yeah i was going to say, why don't you post up a picture of them standing side by side butt nekkid in your hotel room and have them in your signature like this:

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2004 Best lapdance at Olympic Garden
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haha! you guys are cruel!
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Only if you really know how to stunt, cause guys that know how to handle their bikes make me wet...
then you came to the wrong site here to find your man. most of the members on here are very antistunt.

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If you aren't a man, then you are a man trapped in a woman's body. No woman would say that ...
oh she's a woman alright...i felt the bewbies.




















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haha! you guys are cruel!
Cruel is posting up on a board about finding a date in Vegas. Get off the computer. Go mingle. Sheesh.

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oh she's a woman alright...i felt the bewbies.








on my back!!
This one time..... at track camp..... I saw a video on moparboyys computer of a chic with bewbies, but then all of the sudden there was sometyhing else and it killed the party.




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This one time..... at track camp..... I saw a video on moparboyys computer of a chic with bewbies, but then all of the sudden there was sometyhing else and it killed the party.
ur just not open minded enough tony...

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