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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 11:48 AM Thread Starter
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Ass or ???? How good are you.

Hope this aint a repost but it was funny to do.

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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 11:49 AM Thread Starter
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Someone's in trouble, I failed this horribly.
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post #4 of 23 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 11:54 AM
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9/14 for me
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muhaha 11/14

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post #6 of 23 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 11:58 AM
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10/14...I'm ok with that.

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post #7 of 23 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 12:08 PM
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Now if it was dick or vag quiz....well 100% is the only acceptable score.
i should hope so lol
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12/14

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i answered arse for all of them since they all looked like arse's...7/14

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You must be a machine...12/14.
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12 of 14 ... Sure my wife appreciates the MhAd SKillzzz





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10/14
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I got a 13/14 some of those are really questionable.

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I got a 13/14 some of those are really questionable.
naw, i was rushed on my last one, its not terribly hard to tell the difference if you know what youre lookin at IE: arse or elbow

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post #17 of 23 (permalink) Old 06-12-2008, 05:40 PM
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9/14

any girls want to help me practice?

Who's your homie? FUKUDOME!!!!
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9/14

Operating a motorcycle. So easy, even a caveman can do it. Knowing how to ride? Priceless.

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10/14. Mandy is right, I do not know my ass from my elbow.
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