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Steven Seagal energy drink

friend of mine brought me two can's of the new Steven Seagal energy drink.. now i just need to grow a pony tail and kick some ass!


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I just looked at my watch and noticed it is half past repost.
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its also not a repost since they are sitting in my fridge chilling waiting to be mixed with vodka!

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its not a repost if you dont provide a link
I am the master at busting out reposters. Dave13 is jealous of Moparboyy.
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What percentage of the proceeds of that drink go to the mob?
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Dave13 is jealous of Moparboyy.
come on over, we can mix them with a little goose and have a fight to the death!

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The Chuck Norris version will be out soon.
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That shit is funny!! The Glimmer Man
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lol, those have been out for a while. I remember I bought it out of curiousity about a year ago. Mixes alright with vodka
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friend of mine brought me two can's of the new Steven Seagal energy drink.. now i just need to grow a pony tail and kick some ass!
You also have to squint all the time, dye your hair black and put on another 175lbs Alex.





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The Chuck Norris version will be out soon.
There is no way a simple can would hold in a Chuck Norris energy drink.
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Seagal has his Masters in "Shut the Fuck Up". Bawahhhh!!!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Seagal has his Masters in "Shut the Fuck Up". Bawahhhh!!!
Well he does have a Doctorate in Really Bad Lines.
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Yeah but really, it's gotta be better than this:

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The Chuck Norris version will be out soon.
With a can of the Chuck Norris energy drink in your fridge, the light bulb will not shut off when the door closes -it will be destroyed with a blindsided roundhouse kick and will never be lit up again.
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oh man, I saw the drink down at school last year. There are 2 flavors, cherry and like a blueberry.

both taste rancid but they do work. I mean 5 hour energy tastes to what I think asshole would taste like but it does the job.

either way, just read the can. hilarious.

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