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post #1 of 33 (permalink) Old 06-17-2008, 06:25 PM Thread Starter
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okay this spider won't die and i'm too much of a bitch to get close to it. I've never in my life seen a black spider with a white marking on it. It's maybe a quarter size. I've sprayed bug spray on it still won't die. I had to go to work so i just dropped some crazy glue on it, so i'm hoping when I get home I can take a picture and hopefully someone on here can tell me if it's dangerous.
This spider has been on my mind all day and i don't think i'll be able to sleep tonight.

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post #2 of 33 (permalink) Old 06-17-2008, 06:37 PM
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Probally your common jumping spider


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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i see a lot more wolf spiders with white lines on their back nowadays


our pet spider frank from last year, even got to watch him behead a moth and walk around carrying its dead body for 10 min or so.

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hmm, it kind of looks like that. Then again i ran like a bitch as soon as I saw it.

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he said black and white not brown and white hehe

Paladin lay off the drugs man the thought you even found something as weird as that video makes me wonder

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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It is a jumping spider.
I've been picking them up all my life, they don't bite.
It's easiest to get rid of spiders ,or any other unwanted bug if you put a glass over it, slide a piece of cardboard under the glass & carry the whole thing outside & dump him out.
Spiders are too cool to kill!!!!!!


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Pick it up with some TP (don't crush it though), throw the bastard in the toilet. If he's able to crawl out (low probability), let him live, if not, too bad, so sad. Oh, and you're a pooooooooooooosie.

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Pick it up with some TP (don't crush it though), throw the bastard in the toilet. If he's able to crawl out (low probability), let him live, if not, too bad, so sad. Oh, and you're a pooooooooooooosie.
haha, damn right when it comes to spiders.

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It's easiest to get rid of spiders ,or any other unwanted bug if you put a glass over it, slide a piece of cardboard under the glass & carry the whole thing outside & dump him out.
my shoe disagrees.

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OMG i hate spiders!!! I had a jumping spider on my desk the other day... lil bastard creeped around the laptop I had on my desk and i freaked and made one of the guys come over and try to kill it.... damn thing went matrix style and haven't seem it since.

The other bad thing is one of the other guys I work with has this HUGE tarantula he calls Ralph in a glass frame thingy sitting on his desk and oh man its so gross I put a ruler next to it so you can see how big it is hope it helps. I get to look at this thing all day YUCK! Look at this thing.....



Heres another with my actual camera... dont mind the flash but it shows more detail.

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that thing is nasty, holy fuck. I hope he never lets that thing out, wait is it alive? lol

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that thing is nasty, holy fuck. I hope he never lets that thing out, wait is it alive? lol
THANK GOD ITS NOT! They tease me with it saying that when he breaks the glass itll come to life and attack me..... not cool!
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NOOOOOOO!!!
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spiders and snakes deserve beatings *shudders*

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No wonder you ride a 250...



Snakes, i agree with, but a spider? Sheesh Jeff.. did you lose your balls too when you shaved the chops?

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Snakes, i agree with, but a spider? Sheesh Jeff.. did you lose your balls too when you shaved the chops?
if you're afraid of snakes you have no room to call anyone a pussy...fuggin pussy. no man should be afraid of anything alive that is smaller than him. maybe cautious but not afraid.

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HEY HEY you leave snakes out of this they didn't do anything! I am a reptile freak i love em!
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Man, not one comment on the video I posted.

Either Im just retarded and its not as funny as I think it is, or no one has watched the whole thing because it looks like a documentary.
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Man, not one comment on the video I posted.

Either Im just retarded and its not as funny as I think it is, or no one has watched the whole thing because it looks like a documentary.
lol...since you posted something about it had to go watch it and that was pretty funny. "the crack spider made the marijuana spider his bitch" fucking canadians

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if you're afraid of snakes you have no room to call anyone a pussy...fuggin pussy. no man should be afraid of anything alive that is smaller than him. maybe cautious but not afraid.
Well, i lubz spiders. Back in the mainland, we used to collect/purchase bad ass spiders and have them fight each other on a stick. As for snakes, again, back in the mainland, we had a boa constrictor pop out of littel sewage thingy outside of my house, which traumatized me for life. My gf is a reptile freak (she had a snake but died, now she has a bearded dragon) and i don't even touch that shit.

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Ok i just went back and watched it now...... classic I love it!
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ill toss all you snake lovers into a pit with a king cobra and see if you still like em.

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