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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 06-19-2008, 03:04 PM Thread Starter
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Enough Of This Sh*t Already!!

Damn I hate going ot make a PB&J and finding out that all that's left are two bread butts. I wanna know who the hell does that? Leaves two bread butts?
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I hate that shit. I usually toast it and put some margarine on it. Or eat it straight. Thats no good for a sandwich though. I'm hungry as hell though, so i'd eat a PB&J with the end pieces

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG i have never heard them called bread butts. That's awesome I love it!
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Just toast them.... toasted PB&J. yum!

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Damn I hate going ot make a PB&J and finding out that all that's left are two bread butts. I wanna know who the hell does that? Leaves two bread butts?
It looks like someone ate out the middle already. I hate that too.

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i eat those peices just like any other piece of bread, i actually like em better cause theres stronger adn can hold more PB&J in

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Uhm, don't you live by yourself now?
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Damn I hate going ot make a PB&J and finding out that all that's left are two bread butts. I wanna know who the hell does that? Leaves two bread butts?
That is one way to eat ass! I don't recomend pee'ing in that butt though. Unless your REALLY kinky.

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Only bums and dogs eat the bread butts.

People take these things too seriously!
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Yes.

They were left behind after the great move-out of '08. Every day I'm finding something new that he did or did not take that makes me laugh. Like the bread butts.
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I am one step worse. When I go to grab two pieces of bread to make a sandwich I always grab from the middle so I get two pieces that are of equal size. When it gets near either end the slices do not match up. Yep, i am that detail orientated. Which is why I could never live with someone, little shit like that would drive to to kill them.

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I am one step worse. When I go to grab two pieces of bread to make a sandwich I always grab from the middle so I get two pieces that are of equal size. When it gets near either end the slices do not match up. Yep, i am that detail orientated. Which is why I could never live with someone, little shit like that would drive to to kill them.

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My across the hall neighbor had a full slice so I made a Triple Decker Butt PB&J. Lemons into lemonade, my friends.......
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My across the hall neighbor had a full slice so I made a Triple Decker Butt PB&J. Lemons into lemonade, my friends.......
I used to make those when I was a kid during summer. I didn't use the butt slices though. I'm going to make one when I get home. I'm really hungry now.

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Stop being cheap asses... no one eats teh ends. I have my mommy peel the crust off my pB&J sammiches still. I refuse to eat them with the crusts.

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Yes.

They were left behind after the great move-out of '08. Every day I'm finding something new that he did or did not take that makes me laugh. Like the bread butts.
Oh ok, I thought it was your own doing. Now it's not as funny.

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My across the hall neighbor had a full slice so I made a Triple Decker Butt PB&J. Lemons into lemonade, my friends.......
You went across the hall and asked your neighbor for bread??? What else have you asked them for?

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Stop being cheap asses... no one eats teh ends. I have my mommy peel the crust off my pB&J sammiches still. I refuse to eat them with the crusts.
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This thread is work safe, which is more than I can say for the rest today, so don't be hating on the PB&J thread.
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