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Diamonds? You give them a diamond and they start swelling up.

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Whatever you do dont let her eat the wedding cake, it contains hormones that counteract her sex drive.




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This is so true... Nothing turns a woman into Stingy McCrossleggs faster

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yeah we don't do that around here
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This is so true... Nothing turns a woman into Stingy McCrossleggs faster
My wife ate wedding cake saturday, I came home from work today and she was waiting for me naked. Had sex for an hour...does this wedding cake take time to take effect?? I'm assuming it does.

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My wife ate wedding cake saturday, I came home from work today and she was waiting for me naked. Had sex for an hour...does this wedding cake take time to take effect?? I'm assuming it does.
Yes the wedding cake doesn't take effect for about a year, or until you do something stupid.
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My wife ate wedding cake saturday, I came home from work today and she was waiting for me naked. Had sex for an hour...does this wedding cake take time to take effect?? I'm assuming it does.
Oh.. there's a good one here, but I'm biting my tongue...

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My wife ate wedding cake saturday, I came home from work today and she was waiting for me naked. Had sex for an hour...does this wedding cake take time to take effect?? I'm assuming it does.
Only an hour? That's because she had 5 prior to you coming home.


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So, I guess I should go ahead and eat the rest of the wedding cake in my fridge before it gets worse??

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Only an hour? That's because she had 5 prior to you coming home.


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So, I guess I should go ahead and eat the rest of the wedding cake in my fridge before it gets worse??
Why do you think they say to save it for a year and finsih on our anniversary, the woman usually requires a second dose, that one finishes off hr sex drive for good.




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Why do you think they say to save it for a year and finsih on our anniversary, the woman usually requires a second dose, that one finishes off hr sex drive for good.
We've already eaten half of the top tier...I don't think it will survive a 4 day trip to california. We're just gonna have the top remade out there for our anniversary.

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that's why she was already naked eh?
Well, she wasn't stark naked, she had on some sexy lingerie.

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Well, she wasn't stark naked, she had on some sexy lingerie.
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Ah ok.. but yes.. Diamonds and some other stones work wonders...
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Why do you think they say to save it for a year and finsih on our anniversary
Actually they no longer say that. They say eat it whenever, because after a year in the freezer it won't taste good at all.
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