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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 09:42 AM Thread Starter
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Why Parents Drink...

Sorry if this is a repost but I thought it was humerous...

> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
letter.
>
> Dear Dad:
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with

my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have
been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would
not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle
clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.
>
> But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will
be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for
> the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>
> Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm

sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.
>
>
> Love,
> Your son Jeff
>
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. Just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that is
> in my center desk drawer.
>
> Call me when it's safe to come home.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 09:44 AM
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It may be a repost, but it makes me laugh every time.




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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 09:50 AM
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Yea I've seen this.... good tactic.

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good lord this is a first for me and i was convinced till i read the punch line.

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yes, nerds ride too
 
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okay that's new to me...and damn funny.

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