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Getting a little tired of stupid posters

1K views 38 replies 20 participants last post by  Maynard 
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I'm trying to tell my story here!

So, I'm sitting there with my drawers down, and the cop is writing tickets, when all of a sudden, I gotta take a dump. So, I walked over to the shrubs to relieve myself. As I'm crouching squeezing one out, I got TACKLED by the officer. When he tackled me, the poop got EVERYWHERE! So, he cuffed me. There I am cuffed on the side of the road, with my pants down around my ankles and shit smeared everywhere.

This cop had no idea what he was doing. I didn't do anything wrong. I never deserved to be ticketed in the first place.
 
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Okay this thread is now made if humor...and therefore by association is also at least partially made of win.

I'd quote all the pics for refrence...but I'm still laughing at them all.
 
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D]amn you. I saw you turning off but i had already passed the exit. Wish i woulda known so i could have showed you some moves.

:jester
 
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