So, I'm sitting there with my drawers down, and the cop is writing tickets, when all of a sudden, I gotta take a dump. So, I walked over to the shrubs to relieve myself. As I'm crouching squeezing one out, I got TACKLED by the officer. When he tackled me, the poop got EVERYWHERE! So, he cuffed me. There I am cuffed on the side of the road, with my pants down around my ankles and shit smeared everywhere.
This cop had no idea what he was doing. I didn't do anything wrong. I never deserved to be ticketed in the first place.
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