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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 05:02 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 05:04 PM
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post #7 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 05:36 PM
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I'm getting tired of having to see the EXACT same threads on two different sites (and no, group ride posts don't count).

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I'm getting tired of having to see the EXACT same threads on two different sites (and no, group ride posts don't count).

- you know who you are.

There are two sites?

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post #9 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 06:02 PM
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I'm getting tired of having to see the EXACT same threads on two different sites (and no, group ride posts don't count).

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post #12 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 07:34 AM Thread Starter
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Riding motorcycles is dangerous.
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post #14 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 07:46 AM Thread Starter
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I was riding my motorcycle last night. It was dangerous. A car nearly hit me. I hit a patch of gravel and my rear broke loose. I was scared.
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I was riding my motorcycle last night. It was dangerous. A car nearly hit me. I hit a patch of gravel and my rear broke loose. I was scared.
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post #16 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 07:59 AM
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I was riding my motorcycle last night. It was dangerous. A car nearly hit me. I hit a patch of gravel and my rear broke loose. I was scared.

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post #17 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 08:14 AM Thread Starter
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Reposted your own post... damn.

I was scared at the stop light. Someone came close to me.
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post #19 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 08:18 AM Thread Starter
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Dude, I was almost hit by a flying insect. This is seriously a dangerous sport.
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I was riding my motorcycle last night. It was dangerous. A car nearly hit me. I hit a patch of gravel and my rear broke loose. I was scared.
And then?
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And then?
Well, I was so scared that I pulled over to the side of the road to make sure everything was ok. I turned the bike off, got off, walked around, pulled down my pants to check my underwear, and then a cop pulled up next to me. GREAT! A fucking cop now, what does he want? I'm sitting there with my pants down... so, he says he saw me pop a wheelie and run from him, now he's got me for indecent exposure!

WTF Officer! I did nothing wrong! Fuck you! I'm innocent! So, he writes me a few tickets, like I deserved them or something, you know what? I didn't.
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post #23 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 08:31 AM Thread Starter
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I'm trying to tell my story here!

So, I'm sitting there with my drawers down, and the cop is writing tickets, when all of a sudden, I gotta take a dump. So, I walked over to the shrubs to relieve myself. As I'm crouching squeezing one out, I got TACKLED by the officer. When he tackled me, the poop got EVERYWHERE! So, he cuffed me. There I am cuffed on the side of the road, with my pants down around my ankles and shit smeared everywhere.

This cop had no idea what he was doing. I didn't do anything wrong. I never deserved to be ticketed in the first place.
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post #25 of 39 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 08:39 AM Thread Starter
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So what if I popped a wheelie and ran from him? I mean, do I really deserve tickets and to be arrested? What a stupid cop! I'm not hurting anyone!
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Mods please delete this thread!

In 3.....2......1....


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anyone else see the irony here?




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I figured I'd chime in so there was more then one person in this thread who rides a girl's bike.

**chime**

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anyone else see the irony here?



Ironic huh?





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anyone else see the irony here?



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