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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 09:00 PM Thread Starter
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Beer goggles are real?!?

Headline on yahoo:

'Beer goggles' effect during drinking is real, scientists say

No freakin way? Did anybody else know about this?

What I want to know is what scientist had enough balls to go to his boss and say: "Hey boss, I was thinking of doing this study. We're gonna get some people drunk and see if beer goggles are real. Why? Well, I have a hard time getting laid, and I AM a scientist, so I thought this would help."

Oh,'s your sign! Really, I'm going to Jameson's tonight, and there's $3 you-call-its, which mean I could do that WHOLE study with $20, maybe less depending if the bartender buys me a drink So, I'm going to do the study, and get back to you with the results!

Do they realize that 20,000,000 other "scientists" have already tried this? Yeah, they're called college students!!!
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 10:30 PM
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