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Man has sex with park bench

Not that guy in his back yard... this is a new one.


http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...012768,00.html

A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.
At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Unfortunately for Mr Xing, news crews descended on the park to film the rescue effort:


Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail.

Rescuers eventually cut away part of the bench and Mr Xing was taken to hospital where doctors took another four hours to free him.

They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis.
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could have been worse he could have taken viagra

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That must have been one small park bench.

That's racist!
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At least she was tight.
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wow! ^^^

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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He liked the pain so much, his boner kept getting bigger and bigger.
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haha he said "boner"

wood benches??? who wants splinters in their "cash and prizes"

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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darwin candidate. you'd think in a country with over several billion women he could find one to poke rather than a park bench
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he should of lubed it up first
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maybe if the bench would have started to talk about commitment he would have been able to get out and leave.

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darwin candidate. you'd think in a country with over several billion women he could find one to poke rather than a park bench
no way, they have like 35 dudes for every one girl. they are gonna be making love to more than park benches soon. "Where all the white women at"

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