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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 12:29 PM Thread Starter
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I was just thinking how tense I'w been all day at work and how little morning action might have made my day better.
This is one of those rare things where married people have an upper hand. PS I'm just jealous of you married fuggers right now.
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that is all.
Yet your posting this at 12 friggin 30!! you really need to start getting up earlier.

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Whats really confusing me is....... why is the "royal purple" add so attracted to this one particular thread?




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Whats really confusing me is....... why is the "royal purple" add so attracted to this one particular thread?
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post #9 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 12:59 PM
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post #12 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 01:18 PM
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I was just thinking how tense I'w been all day at work and how little morning action might have made my day better.
This is one of those rare things where married people have an upper hand. PS I'm just jealous of you married fuggers right now.
someone didn't read the title......

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post #14 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 01:29 PM
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someone didn't read the title......
someone read it before it was changed

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post #15 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 01:44 PM
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someone read it before it was changed
woops. i must be slow then.

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post #16 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
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haha you assholes. But I got me some at 9 am



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haha you assholes. But I got me some at 9 am
did you squeeze your nipples while you were at it?
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haha you assholes. But I got me some at 9 am
Turns out that after our discussion last night, I came home to a changed attitude then I thought - I am under rested a bit right now - You would be amazed at how that extra 2:46 of "activities" can really wear a guy out

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i changed the title back to what it was.

kruz wanna stop doing that?

thanks.



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Turns out that after our discussion last night, I came home to a changed attitude then I thought - I am under rested a bit right now - You would be amazed at how that extra 2:46 of "activities" can really wear a guy out




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i changed the title back to what it was.

kruz wanna stop doing that?

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post #22 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 04:42 PM
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Turns out that after our discussion last night, I came home to a changed attitude then I thought - I am under rested a bit right now - You would be amazed at how that extra 2:46 of "activities" can really wear a guy out
hells yea man.. if its like 11pm and i can't fall asleep.. just polish the dolphin real quick and i'm out like a light!

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post #23 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 04:45 PM Thread Starter
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good fuck.





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hells yea man.. if its like 11pm and i can't fall asleep.. just polish the guppy real quick and i'm out like a light!
fixed it for ya
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post #26 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 09:53 PM
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hey.. guppy or beluga whale... it gets ME off and thats all that matters.

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Do they give medals for this sport yet?

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post #28 of 35 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 10:23 PM
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Do they give medals for this sport yet?
What sport? Finding the guppy with the magnifying glass?

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Oh man..... I can see the fish jokes comin' at you like stealth bombs after that one. lol

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Oh man..... I can see the fish jokes comin' at you like stealth bombs after that one. lol

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How did I end up screwing myself in the screwing myself thread?
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