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View Poll Results: Desmo for a middle name... Yea or Nay
Yea - Best middle name I have ever heard 13 27.66%
Nay - Moron. 29 61.70%
Yea - but I am going to try to buy your child and crush it 5 10.64%
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Desmo for a middle name....

Wife says I am crazy...
I figured I'd put up a poll in a place like this that isn't for or against Ducati's...

What do you guys (and girls) think?


I mean.. who uses their middle name anyway.. right?
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I go by my middle name...always have since I was a couple days old

What does Desmo mean again?

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i think if my brother ever has a kid, desmo will be his or her's first name. lol.

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We never even talked about Valentino...
Now there is a sexy name

that said.. we don't find out boy or girl for a little bit (depending on when she delivers...)

Is desmo masculine or femme?

What about Giacomo?
Well I'm not italian.. and nobody would know who that was....
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He'll be one of those kids who never wants to tell anyone his middle name growing up.

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He'll be one of those kids who never wants to tell anyone his middle name growing up.
So ....

Ninja would be better?
Better than CBR I suppose...
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desmo means 16(if I remember correctly) as in valves this motor has.

if your intials were cbr that would be cool

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We never even talked about Valentino...
Now there is a sexy name

that said.. we don't find out boy or girl for a little bit (depending on when she delivers...)

Is desmo masculine or femme?

What about Giacomo?
Well I'm not italian.. and nobody would know who that was....
If you name him after Valentino Rossi ... he'll be femme.

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or the girl's version: valentina.

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Danger made my last cell phone.
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So ....

Ninja would be better?
Better than CBR I suppose...
I could never subject my kid to those names... though Gixxer has a nice ring to it.

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desmo means 16(if I remember correctly) as in valves this motor has.

if your intials were cbr that would be cool
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmodromic_valve
Nah... It's a type of valve closure system...
Doesn't sound so magical when you say it like that...
Basically gears instead of springs.


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What about making the middle name Stoner? Hmm, maybe not. That name might change meanings in the years to come.
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No, way! I like that idea....

Now if I only had kids I could start fucking with them.
Better than Lilith Fair...
That would kind of doom her to a specific lifestyle now wouldn't it...

Wait.. Doom is such a strong word..
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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