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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 08-29-2008, 01:33 AM Thread Starter
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my date with myself

it was glorious. i was a perfect gentleman. i held the door open and listened to every thought in my head. Couldn't have asked for a better date.
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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 08-29-2008, 02:07 AM
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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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and did you get lucky and have a happy ending?

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Even Drama could score on that date.
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I date myself all the time... someone has to do it!

At least I can go where I want and order what I want, see what movie I want and turn it into a shopping day if the mood strikes!

No happy endings and it sux paying my own way though lol

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I date myself all the time... someone has to do it!

At least I can go where I want and order what I want, see what movie I want and turn it into a shopping day if the mood strikes!

No happy endings and it sux paying my own way though lol
Shopping and a movie? You should be putting out for yourself.

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post #9 of 30 (permalink) Old 08-29-2008, 08:20 AM
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Damn garfield I hope you got some action.

By the way dude, I met your girl Pam yesterday. Cute, but she doesn't seem very outgoing. You should hit it anyway.

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post #10 of 30 (permalink) Old 08-29-2008, 08:23 AM Thread Starter
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haha im over that skank. my coworker said she is boring as well
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Pics of Pam would be nice.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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damnit, somebody needs to post the pic of kens slutty hand

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damnit, somebody needs to post the pic of kens slutty hand
Are you running out of j/o material on the web?

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Are you running out of j/o material on the web?
i just miss that ragly haired slut

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Ha Ha name changed.... Just for clarification.... Don't date MY hand lol

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Ha Ha name changed.... Just for clarification.... Don't date MY hand lol
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Ha Ha name changed.... Just for clarification.... Don't date MY hand lol
can we just date the mouth?
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Hahah! The pics of Kens slutty hand always cracks me up. . I can't find the pic though.

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i just miss that ragly haired slut
You are quite smitten

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Is your screen name "Red HAND Girl"?
LOL It's been so long it may just come to that LOL

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LOL It's been so long it may just come to that LOL
Ah yes, I see you haven't been on the board too long. The leghumper version of the Bat Signal just lit up.

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hey baby whats your sign?!
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is that ankle biter or leg humper? becuase ankle biter = someone short like robby
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Redhdgrl.... we still have a date for tomorrow night... right?!?

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Redhdgrl.... we still have a date for tomorrow night... right?!?
You got it baby

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