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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-17-2008, 12:36 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-17-2008, 12:39 PM
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"I just pooped a tiny asian man! That's the last time I dine at Hop Sings."

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a real woman doesnt need a man just a non english speaking midget.

Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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"I just pooped a tiny asian man! That's the last time I dine at Hop Sings."
Nice Seinfeld reference..... he named names!



"I bet you can't guess why my hair is red!"

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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-17-2008, 12:55 PM
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-17-2008, 12:58 PM
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-17-2008, 01:42 PM
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Those Asians show up in the damndest places.

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Damn these mail order brides. I should have known that Chernobyl sounds familiar.
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wat, hes asian!! I wanted an ompa loompa
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