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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-18-2008, 09:15 AM Thread Starter
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Soccer Mom's Bahahaha

So I Have to (If I want to) take this route threw a neighboring Subdivision to skip traffic and get to work, and I took the bike in this morning (which btw it is an awesome day/morning for it!).

So I'm coming around a tight little corner in this subdivision and didn't really feel the need to slow down as my speed was just enough to corner threw the turn without breaking. And to my left on the corner I see all these SOCCER MOMS congergating on the street corner with there little PJ's on and El' gallono' cups of coffee and all there heads spun as if I was an alien coming around the corner.

Ahhh the simple things that amuse me on my dailly morning commute. I should of stopped and told one of em' to jump on. "Come on babe hop on, and bring your cute pink pants too"

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-18-2008, 09:17 AM
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Did they have these on the back of their minivans?

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"leave those cute pink pants on the corner"

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"leave those cute pink pants on the corner"
Rite were I left em'

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Did they have these on the back of their minivans?

What!? Like they Didn't have those on there Minivans!?

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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-18-2008, 09:31 AM
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"Have any of you seen Mrs. Hersch? She said to meet her here to go riding this morning..."

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And their/there/they're is optional...
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"Have any of you seen Mrs. Hersch? She said to meet her here to go riding this morning..."

Then say no more and watch the real fun start.
Would this not require some prior investigation to make sure that a Mrs. Hersch actually lives in the area?

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In motorcycle terms, that's like taking your Ducati to a dealer for service, and they hand you back a 1979 backfiring Honda 400 Hawk.. because after all, a bike is a bike.
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-18-2008, 10:00 AM Thread Starter
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"Have any of you seen Mrs. Hersch? She said to meet her here to go riding this morning..."

Then say no more and watch the real fun start.
Predict a Priceless Reaction!

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Would this not require some prior investigation to make sure that a Mrs. Hersch actually lives in the area?
No, and they'll wonder who it is too... and the desire to be 'better' than another woman will take over in all of them....

Damn, do I have to spell out everything for you guys?????

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No, and they'll wonder who it is too... and the desire to be 'better' than another woman will take over in all of them....

Damn, do I have to spell out everything for you guys?????
apparently so...some people are just clueless when it comes to matters like this

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-18-2008, 10:26 AM Thread Starter
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No, and they'll wonder who it is too... and the desire to be 'better' than another woman will take over in all of them....

Damn, do I have to spell out everything for you guys?????
Hey I follow, I follow!!!

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apparently so...some people are just clueless when it comes to matters like this
My cougar hunting skillz are lacking.

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My cougar hunting skillz are lacking.
Most have the deep rooted desire to prove they are better than a Spring Chicken.

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