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a question for the MEN ONLY, women please dont check out this thread or reply in it.

anyone ever try Nair on there balls. i am getting tired of shaving my nut sack but the ladys enjoy a smooth surface ya know.



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Try tobasco, Pebbles will LOVE it!
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I dont understand why nair works so good, other than it is some very potent chemical shit. Even if it works good, I dont want it anywhere near my junk. If you are going for the clean and refined look, I would take the extra few minutes and stick with your original game plan.

Chemicals + nut = bad times.
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they say not to use it in sensitive areas.... And I Agree with them... That is all

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Do you seriously expect anyone to reply to this?
why not the women have there own forum, why cant i ask a man question for only men can talk about. i am not asking you to fucken help me shave em!

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Try tobasco, Pebbles will LOVE it!
your sick, she likes P&B.



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try tobasco, then see if Nair will hurt. Trust me!
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fuck you see, thanks guys if i couldnt ask this question i would have tried it and fry'd my balls into something that might resemble a dried raisin .



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try tobasco, then see if Nair will hurt. Trust me!
are you one of those guys that takes his belt and strangles his nut sack?



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Here's why I would never try it...

A long time ago I bought a bottle for a girl I was seeing because she said she hates shaving down there but I asked that it be a landing strip at the most. It said on the bottle to keep away from sensitive areas so I told her only use it for her abdomen area. I guess it was hard to keep away from that area and she ended up screaming from the bathroom while I ran to have a look see while laughing my ass off. A quick flush of water calmed her down but her skin was irritated and man was she PISSED!!! The shit didn't even take off half the hairs and she wasn't a sasquatch by any means. Just get yourself a beard trimmer (which I'm pretty sure you probably already have) and do it like the rest of the world does
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Here's why I would never try it...

A long time ago I bought a bottle for a girl I was seeing because she said she hates shaving down there but I asked that it be a landing strip at the most. It said on the bottle to keep away from sensitive areas so I told her only use it for her abdomen area. I guess it was hard to keep away from that area and she ended up screaming from the bathroom while I ran to have a look see while laughing my ass off. A quick flush of water calmed her down but her skin was irritated and man was she PISSED!!! The shit didn't even take off half the hairs and she wasn't a sasquatch by any means. Just get yourself a beard trimmer (which I'm pretty sure you probably already have) and do it like the rest of the world does
you dumb ass, you should have shaved her in the shower.

i hear ya though on just keeping up my shaving. but how do Asian guys do it with such tiny balls? do they make special small razors?



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are you one of those guys that takes his belt and strangles his nut sack?
Clippers, #2 guard.

Or, I heard BA shaves his shit every third day with a razor, ask him his method.

Just try some Nair on your arm and see if it hurts.
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you dumb ass, you should have shaved her in the shower.

i hear ya though on just keeping up my shaving. but how do Asian guys do it with such tiny balls? do they make special small razors?

I got a pretty big nutsac for an asian guy, but I also don't shave it, I just trim.

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They make Nair for bikini area.

Just don't do like the brothers do in the Army and fall asleep with Magic Shave on.

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Clippers, #2 guard.

Or, I heard BA shaves his shit every third day with a razor, ask him his method.

Just try some Nair on your arm and see if it hurts.
sounds like you trim your private parts like a mullet, business on the sides, party in the back?



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Just try some Nair on your arm and see if it hurts.
Arm is not nearly as sensitive a your nuts. If you put it on your arm, it wont burn like hell and hurt when you pee....just a thought...
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I got a pretty big nutsac for an asian guy, but I also don't shave it, I just trim.


i am just busting balls "get it?"



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i hear ya though on just keeping up my shaving. but how do Asian guys do it with such tiny balls? do they make special small razors?
Dude! We have small dicks, not tiny balls! I'll show you when I show you my arabian goggles next time.
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I love the 70s!

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Dude! We have small dicks, not tiny balls! I'll show you when I show you my arabian goggles next time.
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sounds like you trim your private parts like a mullet, business on the sides, party in the back?
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i set a trap and its like hook line and sinker!

i already had 2 females send me PM's on what to use

which they said there is special nair for the private areas



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