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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-23-2008, 04:43 PM Thread Starter
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Good news for wse and moparboyy!

Evangelist says: 'Puberty' is age of sexual consent

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-23-2008, 05:47 PM
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Man that dude has a nice rack though....
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Flyin' low...............
 
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yeah only if you're in the church choir and Mr Evangelist wants to have a private "conference" with you
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"if there's grass on the field play ball"

thats my motto. even though i strongly believe there should be no grass.

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-23-2008, 06:01 PM
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"if there's grass on the field play ball"

thats my motto. even though i strongly believe there should be no grass.
Me too. REP.
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-23-2008, 06:58 PM
Flyin' low...............
 
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"if there's grass on the field play ball"

thats my motto. even though i strongly believe there should be no grass.
what about:

"Old enough to go to the store...old enough to get bread."
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-23-2008, 07:03 PM
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What about "Old enough to go to the library, old enough to read".



Wait, what the hell are we talking about?

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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-24-2008, 12:05 AM
ZOMBIES ON FIRE!!!
 
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What about "Old enough to go to the library, old enough to read".
i've got a library card
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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-24-2008, 12:11 AM
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evangelical's doing something crazy twisted? no fuckin way!

evangelicals: where you are saved but your virginity isn't!

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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-24-2008, 07:43 AM
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Don't worry jeff, your virginity is always safe
Ahh hahah!

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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-24-2008, 07:58 AM
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"if there's grass on the field play ball"

thats my motto. even though i strongly believe there should be no grass.
How bout something like Mowing the grass or trimming the shrubbery.

Figure it out. I'm just an idea man.

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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-24-2008, 08:39 AM
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old enough to bleed?, old enough to breed!



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^Damn you took mine.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-24-2008, 10:12 AM
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-25-2008, 01:00 AM
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i told my dad i got scammed into going out with some chick that was far too young for me. my dad's advice word for word?

"if they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position."

twisted. i know.
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