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Anyone speak French?

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I'm sure I could find Polish, Russian and Spanish translators, but really who speaks French?
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i can rough translate it for you too french in HS cant speak it but i remember most of the words enough to read it

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i can rough translate it for you too french in HS cant speak it but i remember most of the words enough to read it
It's a 51 page technical document. Might need a little more than just hello and goodbye. But thanks though.

Oh, you will be paid for this service.
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It's a 51 page technical document. Might need a little more than just hello and goodbye. But thanks though.

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wth did you buy?

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Michelle knows a decent amount bobby. So if you can't find a expert I bet I could get her to try.
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It's a 51 page technical document.
You need to hire a professional translator for that.

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Jeebuz! Don't they have a website with a version in english?

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I'm sure I could find Polish, Russian and Spanish translators, but really who speaks French?
I speak French. I took 3 years of it in school. What a waste of time: Can't use it anywhere. hehe

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I speak/read french but am with jrock. If it's a contract of some sort... let a professional do it. If it's an instruction manual I can help.

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The deal can close with a disclosure stating the professional version will be provided later. Just looking for something, but think we got it all straightened out.
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Sometimes the French take things too far. For example, riding thru Ontario this summer, I saw signs in both English and French, and one most noteably designating a picnic area. Guess what the French call "picnic"? Pique-Nique. That's just an example of making things harder than it needs to be. Tres stoopeed.

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mort... i think we found your expert if the above equationf works backwards as well

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Sometimes the French take things too far. For example, riding thru Ontario this summer, I saw signs in both English and French, and one most noteably designating a picnic area. Guess what the French call "picnic"? Pique-Nique. That's just an example of making things harder than it needs to be. Tres stoopeed.
The one burns my Canadian ass the most the STOP sign in French ARRET, only in F__King Canada I go to China, the STOP sign has the word STOP on it!

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