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When did CLSB turn into MetroCentral

What is up today Teeth whitening, Ball hair remover, Hair Products. Whats up it gets cold and everybody turns in to flaming metro's?

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It gets cold and I guess y'all have nothing to do but stare in the mirror all day and hate what you see!
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I couldn't bring myself to read it after the first two.

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I wore cologne today for the first time in years. Its ok to take some of the gruff out of men to please the ladies. But I sure as hell would not ask CLSB the best way to remove hair on my nuts.
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I sure as hell would not ask CLSB the best way to remove hair on my nuts.
Proof that y'all are ghey: no one suggested duct tape in the nair-my-nuts thread
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But I sure as hell would not ask CLSB the best way to remove hair on my nuts.
You won't have to now that someone else has. Now get in there and shave that shit off. and while you're at it whiten those teeth.
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heh, wait till it gets too cold to ride. last winter was so long that people were trying to strangle each other over the intarwebz. just wait, it only gets better
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using some gel in my hair doesn't make a man metro. getting a manicure, eyebrow wax, striped shirt, nair, knowing about weird shaving sites etc does.

Basically Drama is the poster boy.

My manhood is in tact, I only shave every couple of days and wd-40 is my cologne




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using some gel in my hair doesn't make a man metro. getting a manicure, eyebrow wax, striped shirt, nair, knowing about weird shaving sites etc does.

Basically Drama is the poster boy.

My manhood is in tact, I only shave every couple of days and wd-40 is my cologne
Bah! real men use U4. WD-40 is kiddie stuff.

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heh, wait till it gets too cold to ride. last winter was so long that people were trying to strangle each other over the intarwebz. just wait, it only gets better
yea, last winter was a cold winter.....

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Bah! real men use U4. WD-40 is kiddie stuff.
I save the U4 for the special nights with the lady




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well this fag enjoys massages, pedicures, and manicures when i can.

is it wrong to enjoy myself and feel good while looking and feeling good giving pleasure to women?


if your answer is yes,......then repeat these words.





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then repeat these words.





i do NOT talk SHIT as much as ODYSSEYS!











Wat?


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Wat?
hey atleast i dont take a thumb up my ass while getting head.

shut it!



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Only a thumb? hmmmm thought i heard rumors of more, but ok we can go with that


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well this fag enjoys massages, pedicures, and manicures when i can.

is it wrong to enjoy myself and feel good while looking and feeling good giving pleasure to women?


if your answer is yes,......then repeat these words.





i do NOT get laid as much as ODYSSEYS!









whoa whoa whoa, there is nothing wrong with a massage. a hot milf or young girl rubbing oil on my back is VERY manly. You get manicures AND pedicures??? I woulda never thought!
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whoa whoa whoa, there is nothing wrong with a massage. a hot milf or young girl rubbing oil on my back is VERY manly. You get manicures AND pedicures??? I woulda never thought!

You have met Ken right?!?!


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Only a thumb? hmmmm thought i heard rumors of more, but ok we can go with that
re read it sucka



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Nice EDIT


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whoa whoa whoa, there is nothing wrong with a massage. a hot milf or young girl rubbing oil on my back is VERY manly. You get manicures AND pedicures??? I woulda never thought!
my wife owns a salon, FUCK YEAH

i dont go all the time though, just when they are BAD



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hey atleast i dont take a thumb up my ass while getting head.

shut it!
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Only a thumb? hmmmm thought i heard rumors of more, but ok we can go with that


WTF!!!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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WTF!!!


No he fixed his fuck up


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No he fixed his fuck up
actually i was laughing so hard trying to type it, i had to correct what i was trying to say.

which is you, not me.

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